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If You Want To Have A Successful Marriage...... Read This! by ojobolinda: 9:08pm On May 11, 2018 |
*THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA
DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104,
AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE,
AND SHE SAID THIS.*
"I know that young ladies will never agree with
me, but whoever will implement this shall be
the happiest of all and shall make a nice
home; unless otherwise."
ITEMS
1. The husband is always right
2. The husband is always the master of the
family even if he has no job and NO MONEY
3. The wife must ask for permission from the
husband before going to bed if the husband
isn't yet in bed, as well as before turning her
face away from him on the bed. The husband
is still the master and has full control on all
the operations even in bed
4. If there is a quarrel with the husband and
then a visitor comes, the wife should smile as
if nothing happened
5. Anytime the wife thinks she is right in a
matter, she should refer herself to Article
number 1
6. A good wife must go to bed in her
nightdress with no panties or bra, (except
during your monthly flow, which he must know
about) to allow the husband access to her at
any time he feels like (NOTE: *All women
should note that this is a man's greatest
desire in marriage* - especially if he loves the
woman)
7. A woman MUST NEVER refuse her
husband's romance expect on the grounds of
health and prayers. *Even in such cases she
must POLITELY and LOVINGLY explain to
him*
8. When the husband is shouting, the wife
keeps quiet and that is the time to apologize
for whatever has upset him. (NOTE:
*Apologizing to him after you have shouted
back and insulted him DOES NOT WORK!)*
10. The wife should always seek the
husband's permission before making any
decision except where he has previously
granted you the permission on that particular
issue
10. A wife should always excuse the husband
to the children if he comes home late.
11. Even on a personal matter a wife waits for
her husband with her ideas but must take
those of her husband when he is back home
12. The wife must never use work in the day
as excuse to deny him at night. Let him be the
one to say, "Oh, you must be tired after all the
stress of the day!" It is best that way.
13. The wife never goes to sit down in her
husband's office unless in an urgent case or
an emergency. A good husband too will not
come and sit in your office.
14. A good wife does not embark on any kind
of expenses without consulting the husband
*even if it is your own money*. A good
husband too will not control your money.
15. The best way to settle misunderstandings
is in the bedroom. If a misunderstanding
lingers and he does not make a move in bed,
*a good wife should make the move*
16. The wife never refuses to prepare his
meals, even if he is refusing to eat due to
annoyance. *When he has refused 2 meals,
prepare his favorite, with tempting treats*
17. The wife has no orders to give to her
husband, but she receives orders from him
18. *The wife must always respect the
husband*. Next to freedom of access to his
wife's body, this is a man's most important
concern
19. The wife has to control her jealousy and
never show it in public
20. The good wife pays visits to her parents
as well as to her in-laws *only* with the
permission of the husband. And under normal
circumstances, accompanied by the husband
21. A good wife never entertains guests in her
home without the husband's knowledge and
consent. *Not even your own relations*.
22. NEVER ENTERTAIN *ANY MALE GUEST*
WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE. *Not even his own
blood brother* He may not talk or complain
about some, but be sure he has counted it
against you.
23. The wife *never* goes out anywhere
without permission from her husband
*NB:* My dear fellow woman, I want you to
know that *THE POWER OF A GOOD WIFE IS
IN HER WEAKNESS*. Please, as stupid as this
may sound to you, use it and watch your
husband become your lover once again. This
is my secret recipe for a happy marriage and
full control of my home. *I did all the above
and I was the one running the home; NOT MY
HUSBAND!* His love and respect for me was
second to none. And I know that's why God
has also granted us long life to enjoy each
other the more.
Note : this rule have healed over 5 million
plus marriages and restored over 10 million
marriages that were heading for divorce.
Also forward this to your female friends,
*especially the married ones*, this will help
them very much.
Thanks.. |
Re: If You Want To Have A Successful Marriage...... Read This! by OmoAlata1(f): 9:18pm On May 11, 2018 |
Lol I don’t believe a woman wrote this. It is coming from a micropenis misogynist pig. 3 Likes |
Re: If You Want To Have A Successful Marriage...... Read This! by mabea: 10:02pm On May 11, 2018 |
A sure therapy |
Re: If You Want To Have A Successful Marriage...... Read This! by pedrilo: 6:15pm On May 12, 2018 |
OmoAlata1:u r not wise. If any woman treats me dis way, I will never ever stop loving her, in fact all she wrote above is my mumu bottom. I will worship the woman that treats me dis way surely. 2 Likes |
Re: If You Want To Have A Successful Marriage...... Read This! by PrimadonnaO(f): 7:02am On May 13, 2018 |
pedrilo: Mumu calleth unto mumu. |
Re: If You Want To Have A Successful Marriage...... Read This! by Katier00(f): 11:28am On May 13, 2018 |
pedrilo:and what is the role of the man ? |
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