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Lol.. Sets Of Christians That Dont Go To Church And Their Possible Reasons by iamstanc(m): 9:05am On May 13, 2018
It’s More or less a culture worldwide for Christians to go to church every Sunday .

But funny enough, its not all those who call themselves Christians that do go to church on Sundays.

Below are some types of Christians that don’t go to church on Sundays and likely reasons they give,

1. The “I don’t have offering” gang

Reasons why Christians don't go to church

This statement is one of the top most reason why majority of Christians for dont attend church services.

This set of people will be like ‘everybody will know I didn’t come with an offering’.

2. The ” I don’t have something to wear “Gang



This is somehow more common with female Christians.

Most often female Christians don’t like putting on a cloth to church more than once due to the fashion competition that usually takes place in the church.

3. The ones that sees Sunday as a Sabbath day Therefore is a day to rest



Fortunately The set of people that give this reason can quote bible like madt.lol

They will tell you the Bible said, Keep the Sabbath Day Holy.

In most cases, they give excuses about their job activities during the week and Sunday is the only day to rest from it all.

4. The set that go to church only on First and Last Sundays



Aside from last Sundays and first Sundays , these people would never go to church on other Sundays.

5. The set that listen to their church services online via podcast, radio, Television etc



these set will tell you that we’re in a jet age that things have gone advanced than going to one church to seat for hours.

6. The ones that are not in support of the pastor’s last sermon.ghen Ghen!!

Probably the pastor criticised how they dressed or stuffs like that and boom!! They won’t attend church service again



7. The ones that had a bitter argument with the ushers over where they want to seat with usher refusing them their request.





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Re: Lol.. Sets Of Christians That Dont Go To Church And Their Possible Reasons by Nobody: 9:06am On May 13, 2018
Einstein here thinks he has it all figured out

Smh

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Re: Lol.. Sets Of Christians That Dont Go To Church And Their Possible Reasons by Oluwasaeon(m): 9:10am On May 13, 2018
The ones that know that if you go, you'll be in church beyond 3pm,thereby missing the last round of EPL matches.
Re: Lol.. Sets Of Christians That Dont Go To Church And Their Possible Reasons by HRHQueenPhil(f): 3:48pm On May 13, 2018
foolish excuses for not going to church, the truth is satan is cunningly stopping u from going there 2 hear a word dat wld change ur life forever. That is d only reason. the sooner u realise dat, d faster u refuse his tricks and tactics to stop u. For sermons of ur pastor u dont like, come 2 living faith Church, osusu Aba. A teaching priest is there who will tell you the truth from GOD word or any living faith church esp cannanland if u are in Lagos. Receive sense to make the right decision in Jesus name, Amen

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