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~Apartment For Rent !~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:29am On Mar 18, 2007
~Hey y'll, hope u ave a giggle readin this, i did !!!~

~A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for £500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT". On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of £250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

"However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for £250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or i will be forced to contact your present landlady!
Re: ~Apartment For Rent !~ by mohawkchic(f): 6:04pm On Jul 05, 2008
~Some of Y'll Might Have Read This Joke before . . .If You Havent . . .Enjoy!!
Re: ~Apartment For Rent !~ by ituen(m): 4:14am On Jul 06, 2008
Yeah,

ive read it before but its still cool
Re: ~Apartment For Rent !~ by tjtj1(m): 4:22am On Jul 06, 2008
old
Re: ~Apartment For Rent !~ by mohawkchic(f): 6:33pm On Jul 06, 2008
tj_tj:

old

~Your point been


mohawkchic:

~Some of Y'll Might Have Read This Joke before . . .If You Havent . . .Enjoy!!


~You know its real easy to just go to the next post if you've read it before,am sure there are people out here who hvent read it!!
Re: ~Apartment For Rent !~ by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Jul 07, 2008
this joke is stale!

are there no more jokes on the net?

though its humorous but stale.
Re: ~Apartment For Rent !~ by Temivict(f): 12:27pm On Jul 07, 2008
mohawkchic:

~Your point been



~You know its real easy to just go to the next post if you've read it before,am sure there are people out here who hvent read it!!
You guys should just try and appreciate for once. Of course if've read it b4 u can move to the other post without commenting at all.
Re: ~Apartment For Rent !~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:52pm On Jul 07, 2008
Temivict:

You guys should just try and appreciate for once. Of course if've read it before[b] u can move to the other post without commenting at all.[/b]


~Thank You~
Re: ~Apartment For Rent !~ by quentininc(m): 5:08pm On Jul 07, 2008
nice 1 mohawk

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