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Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 3:54pm On Aug 02, 2010
D1KeleVra:

How market? smiley

E dey boom, thanks to the Almighty.  smiley
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Kunbee: 1:51am On Aug 04, 2010
Halleluyah
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tayoast(m): 9:48pm On Aug 04, 2010
tanimz:

E dey boom, thanks to the Almighty.  smiley

thet's good 2 hear, my dear kiss
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 10:02pm On Aug 04, 2010
^^ Amebor, I wasn't talking to you. undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tayoast(m): 10:25pm On Aug 04, 2010
haba. . . kids these days . . .o ma se ooo
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 10:39pm On Aug 04, 2010
You want kids? undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Kunbee: 10:42pm On Aug 04, 2010
U dey mind that illiterate
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 10:46pm On Aug 04, 2010
I thought he was semi-literate. undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Kunbee: 10:57pm On Aug 04, 2010
IMpossicanto
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:00pm On Aug 04, 2010
^

nonsense yans
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Kunbee: 11:04pm On Aug 04, 2010
LIke urs
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:04pm On Aug 04, 2010
Kunbee:

IMpossicanto

Chai, I dey pity the guy. undecided

blacksta:

^

nonsense yans

Talk true, you go school?
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:06pm On Aug 04, 2010
Yes i went - I went to the best schools in England. compared to nonsense them enroll you.
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:13pm On Aug 04, 2010
You make me laugh!

I no nor say Ojuelegba grammar school be the best school for England. tongue tongue

Shey, dem also teach you say Ojuelegba dey for England?

Just curious. . .
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:14pm On Aug 04, 2010
^


u be serious joker
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:15pm On Aug 04, 2010
I lie? undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:19pm On Aug 04, 2010
i am no longer your friend - u said i disgust u
shocked
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:24pm On Aug 04, 2010
^^ I said you disgust me on the I'd Like To ______ The Person Above Me thread, not here.
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:29pm On Aug 04, 2010
it is over grin

I am packing my bags
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:31pm On Aug 04, 2010
Where you dey pack your bags go?

Grass still fresh . . .

Your cattles don graze finish ni? undecided undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:34pm On Aug 04, 2010
i tried my best - to make it work - but she just ignored embarassed
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:35pm On Aug 04, 2010
Your cattle ignored the grasses?

Can't you whip her? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:37pm On Aug 04, 2010
I wooed, bought presents, went on 7 day cruise, proposed ,all to no avail

what else can a guy do
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Kunbee: 11:38pm On Aug 04, 2010
OMg blacksta i luff u, co u have a green card grin
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:39pm On Aug 04, 2010
blacksta:


I wooed, bought presents, went on 7 day cruise, proposed ,all to no avail

what else can a guy do

Chai **Nods head in pity**

All for a cow? undecided undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:42pm On Aug 04, 2010
God knows i have tried , but i still love her,
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:43pm On Aug 04, 2010
Holy Lord, I never knew that a cow could be loved to that extent. undecided undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:47pm On Aug 04, 2010
grin

I have made up my mind to go back and receive more abuse - because i know she will change.
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:50pm On Aug 04, 2010
Bros, abeg I no understand. . . all because of a cow? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 11:52pm On Aug 04, 2010
and when i get home - i will talk some sense into her - if not i will end both of our life
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by tanimz(f): 11:55pm On Aug 04, 2010
blacksta:

and when i get home - i will talk some sense into her - if not i will end both of our life

shocked shocked shocked shocked

You are really crazy about this girl.

Anything I can do to be of help? smiley
Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by blacksta(m): 12:00am On Aug 05, 2010
on a second thought - I will kill her and move on = because she did not give me peace

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