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How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by HardMirror(m): 11:25am On May 25, 2018
"Help me thank God i got home alive! You wont believe what happened to me today. I was at oshodi when two men approached me. Honestly i dont know what happened,... somehow they collected the Hundred thousand naira i went to withdraw at the bank."

Then pause and wait... a typical Nigerian will take the bait.

"Haaaaa! My sister! It is Jazz shocked "won ti fi ogun ba e soro (they have used voodoo to talk to you). It is very common around that oshodi..."

Then they proceed to start citing stories they have heard of people being swindled with the use of diabolical powers.

the real story
The lady met 2 men. True
She met them at oshodi. True
They talked to her. True
She did not know they were controlling her. False!
She was actually swindled using her greed. Fraudsters in nigeria have different tactics to scam people most times claiming they have something valuable in possession and only need small money to sort some things out. They promise you some benefits off the deal and cos of greed you accept it. After they disappear with your money, you realize how foolish you were. How would you go home and tell them you were that stvpid? Hence you play the voodoo victim.

You make wrong decisions that leads to your business failing. Instead of manning up and taking responsibility, you blame it on witches from the village.

A student fails in school. Easy way of gaining sympathy is to blame it on spiritual forces.


I have met many fraudsters on the road, ikeja under bridge, Oja Oba in Akure most especially. Their jazz never works on me, but i have friends who have been victims and instead of accepting they were foolish, they start exaggerating and adding salt and pepper to the story to absolve them of the poor decision they made.

This is the origin of most stories we hear, most are just excuses to put the blame away from ourselves.

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Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:19pm On May 25, 2018
Oga Hardmirror you never see anything.

I used to be an ignorant atheist like you until Satan arrested me. Keep fooling yourself. One day, your eye go open.

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Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by HardMirror(m): 1:07pm On May 25, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:
Oga Hardmirror you never see anything.

I used to be an ignorant atheist like you until Satan arrested me. Keep fooling yourself. One day, your eye go open.
and you are sure you were not drunk or high the day satan arrested you? wink

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Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:51pm On May 25, 2018
HardMirror:
and you are sure you were not drunk or high the day satan arrested you? wink

My state of being does not affect how Satan deals with me.

Back to topic.

Jazz is real. So was pregnant virgin; Mary, talking snakes and leviathan. Doubt at your own peril.
Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by HardMirror(m): 2:50pm On May 25, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:


My state of being does not affect how Satan deals with me.

Back to topic.

Jazz is real. So was pregnant virgin; Mary, talking snakes and leviathan. Doubt at your own peril.
lol
Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 3:26pm On May 25, 2018
AlfaSeltzer:
Oga Hardmirror you never see anything.

I used to be an ignorant atheist like you until Satan arrested me. Keep fooling yourself. One day, your eye go open.


WOAH.. I NEVER KNEW SATAN HAS JOINED THE POLICE FORCE.

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Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by festwiz(m): 4:12pm On May 25, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:



WOAH.. I NEVER KNEW SATAN HAS JOINED THE POLICE FORCE.
He's probably under the Ikorodu command. Lol

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Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:49pm On May 25, 2018
HardMirror:
lol

If you were defraud, you wont tell us here
Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by HardMirror(m): 4:52pm On May 25, 2018
festwiz:
He's probably under the Ikorodu command. Lol
lol you and CAPSLOCKED don kill me with laff here

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Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by HardMirror(m): 5:40pm On May 25, 2018
PurplePatch:
shocked

E don tey her for the leg opening practice angry

I blame nobody but the store owner for employing a dumbass who opens anything openable.

You open legs- you're business, You open safe now - His business undecided

why i openned this thread this morning. nigerians are too gullible
Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by Hakeem12(m): 5:58pm On May 25, 2018
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WOAH.. I NEVER KNEW SATAN HAS JOINED THE POLICE FORCE.
I swear that guy ain't normal one bit. Satan arrested him, lol. I don't even know who's more stupid between him and theists.

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Re: How To Get Admiration For Laziness, Stupidity, Irresponsibility In Nigeria by HardMirror(m): 6:41pm On May 25, 2018
Hakeem12:
I swear that guy ain't normal one bit. Satan arrested him, lol. I don't even know who's more stupid between him and theists.
lol

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