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A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan reports the Islamabad Herald this week.

The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.”

The judge was lenient, have admitted many experts in the region, as he gave the convicted man the choice of being beheaded or stoned to death.

“The law is clear, he should be stoned to death, beheading is a very light sentence and saves him from any suffering,” protested the government prosecutor.

Deputy District Public Prosecutor (DDPP) Syed Anees Shah told reporters the accused got a "very light sentence" for the crime of blasphemy.
Deputy District Public Prosecutor (DDPP) Syed Anees Shah told reporters the accused got a “very light sentence” for the crime of blasphemy.
A rare medical condition

Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case.

“No lawyer is crazy enough to bet his career on this issue. If his client his condemned, as in this case, the lawyer would face prosecution and possibly the same faith as his client” admits legal expert Andrew Jones, a Middle Eastern law expert.

Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.

Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor.

“A disgraceful and insidious act” the judge declared, visibly disgusted.

“Muslims are not allowed to insert any objects inside their anus, not even a finger, it is forbidden by the Koran,” said the judge.

“As a judge, I must set an example for other Muslims[right][/right]. This is clearly unacceptable under Shariah law,” he concluded.

Al-Wahabi admitted to the judge he had failed his God, his religion, and his people and was terribly sorry for what he had done, and asked for his two wives and seven children’s mercy in court and thanked the judge for his verdict.

We call it holy fart. He should be released immediately

It was a HOLY FART

Islamabad is bad indeed

Why should people just cook up lies against a religion?

This is false news, we should STOP promoting fake news......op if you want to really attack Islam....find a better option....s



Moderator, will you not do your job.....nairaland should not be known for false information.....

espn:
Why should people just cook up lies against a religion?

Because it makes them feel better about themselves.

People with mature brains have at least asked if the man was insane, or why he wasn't sentenced for farting in the second mosque, if not in the first! A simple check shows it's fake news!

"The law is clear, he should be stoned to death,
beheading is a very light sentence and saves
him from any suffering,” protested the
government prosecutor

can you just imagine this punishment just coz he farted to relief himself

the question is how long would Muslims continue to rule over sane people that's what Donald trump saw and decided to keep america safe and now they all enjoying peace they'd wanted in the US

[url=https://www.thequint.com/amp/story/news%2Findia%2Ffake-pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting]Hoax Alert: Pak Man Sentenced to Death for Farting Was Satire[/url]

budaatum:
[url=https://www.thequint.com/amp/story/news%2Findia%2Ffake-pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting]Hoax Alert: Pak Man Sentenced to Death for Farting Was Satire[/url]

good job

vaxx:
This is false news, we should STOP promoting fake news......op if you want to really attack Islam....find a better option....s



Moderator, will you not do your job.....nairaland should not be known for false information.....

try to always think that why God gave us all brain so you mean op will sit down and cook a fake news just to wash a religion? who has got the time?

no 2.if you can browse go n check the main religion In Pakistan then go clear ur ignorance even the US are talking about sanctioning them for always providing safe haven for talibans and terrorist and please as much as I and mynd44 would not condone nonsense on Nairaland we also employ fellow nairalanders to think before typing. thanks

https://www.thequint.com/amp/story/news%2Findia%2Ffake-pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting

troublemakea:


try to always think that why God gave us all brain so you mean op will sit down and cook a fake news just to wash a religion? who has got the time?

no 2.if you can browse go n check the main religion In Pakistan then go clear ur ignorance even the US are talking about sanctioning them for always providing safe haven for talibans and terrorist and please as much as I and mynd44 would not condone nonsense on Nairaland we also employ fellow nairalanders to think before typing. thanks

https://www.thequint.com/amp/story/news%2Findia%2Ffake-pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting

so what are you saying? Is the op content true ? Your links says it is satire......

oshe11:
It was a HOLY FART

That isn't holy but nuisance.

If only there were no muslims in this world..

Just imagine person Mess the one kill am ..

vaxx:
so what are you saying? Is the op content true ? Your links says it is satire......

I think he's saying god didn't give him his brain, or he didn't read before typing!

budaatum:

I think he's saying god didn't give him his brain, or he didn't read before typing!

I just want to entertained is ignorance bro.... I hope he is not a moderator, it will be a disaster

vaxx:
I just want to entertained is ignorance bro.... I hope he is not a moderator, it will be a disaster

If he's a moderator, he's a crappy moderator and should be sacked!

aragonchuks:
If only there were no muslims in this world..

Just imagine person Mess the one kill am ..

muslims or no muslims... ww1 and ww2 will still occur, the British will still colonize your ancestors and sell you into slavery, racism will still occur and Nigerian will remain a shithole

blingxx:



muslims or no muslims... ww1 and ww2 will still occur, the British will still colonize your ancestors and sell you into slavery, racism will still occur and Nigerian will remain a shithole

Off point

I wonder what the world would look like if there was no religion.