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God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
For two weeks my health was partially okay. Now it has exacerbated. I'm coughing and spitting. I think i just entangled a lump of food in my throat. 30 minutes earlier, i bought minimie chin chin and was eating it happily and swiftly. I normally chew and grind food properly before i eat to avoid blockage. But i just carelessly/foolishly swallowed one chin chin like that |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Pele... The Lord is your strength. |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Hmm... Another sleepless night for me. I feel like patronising quacks to help me cut whatever is blocking my wind pipe. |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
EmergencyCase: ☣ ☠ ∆ Dip two of your fingers into your throat. You will vomit... Gbam... Voila! There you have your minimie chin chin back. Pick it up and chew it carefully this time ⌚... Peace!!! ✌ ∆ ☣ ☠ 7 Likes |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
EmergencyCase: ☣ ☠ ∆ Yes I was about saying that. Meeting a quack is a waste of time. Get a very aggressive butcher to get the job done for you. Visit the nearest abbatoir close to you. ∆ ☣ ☠ 1 Like |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Ohhhh . I need something to help me pass out so the pain becomes less intense. Almost every solid food is a threat to my health now. Lord, help me overcome this excruciating ailment once and for all. Its been over 2 years. I can't bear it any longer. Headache oooo |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by adeodunsimilolu(f): 8:12pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Sorry ehm. Try diluting vinegar with warm water. Drink it, then brush. While brushing, dip your toothbrush a bit in your throat which will make you cough well and probably vomit. It should come out. I've experienced it, mine was even stockfish bone. I was eating my palatable vegetable with all sorts of seafood when this bone got stuck in my throat. Weytin I no do finish? I even swore not to eat vegetable again. As the bone got out the next day, na so I use anger chop the vegetable, though with all carefulness. Don't let me bore you with my story. Try it |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by gonkin(m): 8:22pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Emergency case Like seriously your name is a jinx |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
EmergencyCase:This ailment, what is it called? |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 8:49pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
NwanyiAwkaetiti:i hope so. You need to see how I positioned my head like agric fowl about to be slaughtered in order to avoid much pain |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
grossintel:my brother I don't know oo. The first time I noticed the discomfort was when I swallowed a tablet with chewing gum together mistakenly I tried forcing it out to no avail then. Since then its as if something is twisted causing sporadic pain |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nofav0rs(m): 9:52pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Mtcheeeeeww scammer 1 Like |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
EmergencyCase:have you seen a doctor? Any diagnosis? |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 4:38am On Jun 03, 2018 |
OrestesDante: I tried choking myself but it didn't work. It's more like a narrow passage for food. If not, a small minimie chin should have passed easily. I feel a little bit better now after relaxing a little. As long as I don't swallow or talk much. I'll take it from here |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 6:16am On Jun 03, 2018 |
OrestesDante:be serious man. I'm running a high temperature currently |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 7:17am On Jun 03, 2018 |
EmergencyCase: ☣ ☠ ∆ Find any cold ❄ room around you. Ask the owner to create some space for you among the frozen fishes overnight. Your temperature will fall below 0C by morning. You'll not be different from the fishes. Thank me later. ∆ ☣ ☠ |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 7:21am On Jun 03, 2018 |
EmergencyCase: ☣ ☠ ∆ Get a new razor preferably tiger �. Be bold bro!! Cut through your throat. Go the Japanese � way of Harakiri. ✌ ∆ ☣ ☠ |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 9:04am On Jun 03, 2018 |
adeodunsimilolu:kk. How does one get vinegar. I need something to irritate my stomach so i vomit. As for using a toothbrush, i'm extra scared |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 9:59am On Jun 03, 2018 |
gonkin:hmm... It's actually the other way round. My condition determined the name i chose. It's strange how i minute one feels fine then suddenly a life-threatening attack comes. A friend once told me that: no matter how hard we try, death is an armed robber a police can never arrest |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by adeodunsimilolu(f): 12:26pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
EmergencyCase: You can get it in a supermarket. The toothbrush shouldn't scare you, it's like washing the back of your tongue. It'll just make you cough out. |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Avedonn: 12:40pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
adeodunsimilolu: It seems like you don't know this guy. Save your self the stress of advising him because you are just wasting your time. |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by meobizy(f): 1:32pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
This guy loves attention. Maybe he was unloved as a child. I adviced him once and learned my lesson. I'm not going to make the same mistake twice. If you really are sick, take care of yourself. If you are not then may God bless you with what you've wished yourself these months. 1 Like |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
grossintel:well no proper check-up yet but from the little i did, nothing was detected. Hmmm |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
meobizy:hmm... Some learn the hard way you know |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
adeodunsimilolu:ohh. Kk |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
Avedonn:she's not. I listen,just that i'm like a hard nut to crack |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
OrestesDante: |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
OrestesDante:you're not serious. Though i heard mallams at hausa quarter can cut whatever is obstructing the throat. But its a 50/50 chance of survival after that |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jun 03, 2018 |
EmergencyCase: ☣ ☠ ∆ 50/50 is still cool . Don't you think is worth trying? If you cannot get a hausa person. You can get a fulani man and all your worries will be over in no time ⌚. ∆ ☣ ☠ |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Famousqueen(f): 1:27am On Jun 04, 2018 |
lost on what to say, |
Re: God! Not Again. I'm In Pains by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jun 04, 2018 |
Famousqueen:help say a prayer |
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