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| ~ Who's Jack Schitt ?~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:44am On Mar 23, 2007 |
~Who is Jack Schitt? ~The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now, you can intellectually handle the situation: ~Jack is the only son of Aaw Schitt. Aaw Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt . . .They had one son, Jack. ~In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Hollie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. ~Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. ~After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. ~Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock. ~Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. ~Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the "Happens brothers" in a dual ceremony. ~The "Schitt-Happens" children were . . ."Daawg, Byrd, Horse and Bull." Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, "Pisa Schitt." ~SoOo now, when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", Y'll know you just ave to correct them !!!!  ~ |
| Re: ~ Who's Jack Schitt ?~ by Free(f): 3:54am On Mar 23, 2007 |
i dnt get it  |
| Re: ~ Who's Jack Schitt ?~ by 1forall: 10:17am On Mar 23, 2007 |
Noe Schitt ! |
| Re: ~ Who's Jack Schitt ?~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:08am On Mar 24, 2007 |
@ free , Aaww i didnt think it'll b that hard to figure out  guess its dry humour "bull schitt" kind of joke but anyhow "schitt-happens !" |
| Re: ~ Who's Jack Schitt ?~ by Free(f): 5:59pm On Mar 24, 2007 |
lol  ok i get it now |
| Re: ~ Who's Jack Schitt ?~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:59pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
~Breathing New Life Into Thread . . .I wanna See how many more peeps say they dont get IT!! |
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