A friend of mine told me this joke I don't know if any1 has heard it 2.

Death came to a guy and said my friend today is your day and the guy said but I am not ready and death said well your next on my list. So the guy told death that ok why don't you take a sit and I will get you something to eat before we go and death said alright then. The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell asleep and the guy removed his name for top of the list to the bottom of the list so when death woke up he said to the guy I will start from the bottom of the list cause you have been so nice to me,

Lol, If I was him I would have put my name in the middle

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