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Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by nevosys(m): 12:06am On Jun 06, 2010 |
Have you ever wonder why Adam ate the apple? I have and finally i know why. Here is why? but first ,i have 1 questions for Adam. Why, why, why. Why did Adam do it? Why did he sin? Why did he eat the forbidden fruit? Why couldn’t he resist Eve? Why couldn’t he refuse the good looking apple? Now look at what you got us into. Look at what Adam has gotten all men into. Now we can’t see them the way they are naturally. Adam has made sure they are all wise now. They all wear clothes now. Adam did not have to hustle to see her naked. She was already and always naked. Adam did not know he was naked till Eve ate the fruit and gave it to him. Now look at us now. Look at all men now. We all have to hustle in a way to even have a peek. We have to hustle our butt off to see every thing, to see them in their birthday suit. Just imagine this. What if Adam did not do it? Just imagine how the world would have been sweet to live in. waking up every morning seeing all the fine women buck naked, in schools, offices, you name it. But well Adam made sure all are this is wishful thinking. Well, Adam, come to think about it. I think I now why you did it. I know why you ate the fruit. You did not eat it because you were not aware of the consequences. You did eat because someone deceived you. You ate because of one reason. Jealousy In your time there was only one naked chick. Right? Eve. In the world now, how many chicks do we have? Billions of chicks You could not imagine us seeing millions of naked chicks in our life time while you would see only one or a handful. Well, it worked all right. Hope you’re happy now. Case closed. why do you think Adam ate? please comment.
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Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by Kunbee: 12:48am On Jun 06, 2010 |
This must be Tayo's kin |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by Odunnu: 6:39am On Jun 06, 2010 |
Rubbish! |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by tayoast(m): 10:42am On Jun 06, 2010 |
Kunbee: Kunbee. . . . dunno wat 2 say. . except that. . . i understand u better now |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by tayoast(m): 10:44am On Jun 06, 2010 |
nevosys: wow! its gud 2 imagine. . .just saw a lotta peeps, including Kunbee |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by tempest01(m): 10:54am On Jun 06, 2010 |
so you could open this thread and ask why |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by Kunbee: 8:36pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
tayo_ast: SO u wanna she me naked tayo_ast: Ok my dear |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by tayoast(m): 8:41pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 8:51pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
i happy for una two o |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by Kunbee: 8:53pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
Gbefila |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 8:56pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
hehehe be happy babe, atleast u don find life partner [tayo-ast] at last |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by Kunbee: 9:02pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
He is just me neighbor |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by tayoast(m): 9:04pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
'just' |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 9:05pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
hahahahaha aki and pawpaw in love |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by tayoast(m): 9:07pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
erhh. . c who's talking homegrown midget!! |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 9:09pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
im a Giant, u wankass |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by tayoast(m): 9:12pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
mtschew!!! pls lets stop. i dont want those bois 2 come in d morning & start talking 2 me anyhow?? |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 9:15pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
lilly livered boi |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by Kunbee: 9:16pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
tayo_ast: Before nko Studio CFR: Go and comb ur armpit hair |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by tayoast(m): 9:17pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
**runs out of thread. . . b4 those bois start. . *** |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 9:18pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
Bounce! make i pass jor |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by Kunbee: 9:37pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
Hustler |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 9:42pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
shurrup jor, |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by EfemenaXY: 12:55am On Jun 07, 2010 |
dumb joke |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 12:56am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Post your own now. |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by EfemenaXY: 1:01am On Jun 07, 2010 |
^^No. you no go get me on that |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 1:04am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Your sense of humour na 1/10. For Waec na F9. Lol |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by EfemenaXY: 1:06am On Jun 07, 2010 |
'an pot calling kettle black anyways, I'm off, go sleep night-night |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 1:11am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Hehe u don take style escape. |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by adamse(f): 1:16am On Jun 07, 2010 |
@poster that was kindacute, it made some sense.ignore the haters!! |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by StudioCFR(m): 1:17am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Funny And Shocking Revelation!why Adam Ate The Apple by Kunbee: 3:16pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
Like stadium abi |
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