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Pregnant Little Girl by dmola(m): 6:08pm On Mar 23, 2007 |
An 18 year-old girl get pregnant and she tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 3 months months. Very worried, the mother started Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again and without condom pls |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by Qiana(f): 4:25pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
very nyc one. |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by DONFASZY(m): 5:26pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
U NO GO KIL ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by Abbeycity4(f): 5:30pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
heard it b4. still 9ice thou! |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by nich(m): 5:45pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
@ topic, poverty na baaaaaaaaaaaaad thing! |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by tanimz(f): 8:27pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by mykali(m): 9:01pm On Jan 26, 2010 |
nice remix at the end of this one. |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by mamagee3(f): 12:15am On Jan 27, 2010 |
Funniest Joke ever. |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by D1KeleVra(m): 11:48pm On Jan 27, 2010 |
lol nice nich: Studio and Ben can confirm that. . . they are living proofs of what u've said |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by mykali(m): 7:16pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
na you talk am oh. |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by Qiana(f): 9:13pm On Feb 03, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by romsky: 10:27am On Feb 04, 2010 |
na draculars & rabbit tit full hia sha |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by alimat2(f): 2:57pm On Feb 04, 2010 |
U self join them |
Re: Pregnant Little Girl by Kunbee: 12:59am On Feb 06, 2010 |
Stale 1 Like |
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