week was quite an emotional roller coaster for me...Im quite an emotional person. The numerous loss of lives and tragic events in various parts of the country particularly the berger fire gosh!!!What a terrible way to die��� and the final blow my neighbor, a fellow pharmacist was laid to rest last Friday.. hmmm never had a lot of emotional stress all in one week...went for her burial at Atan Cemetery..honestly,there is really nothing to life...Never knew how loving and kind she was...with numerous testimonies about her goodwill...i just saw her as a competitor wish I could reverse the hands of time to get to know her better....may her soul rest in perfect peace Amen�
Inspite of all these happenings there's always a reason to laugh at the pharmacy due to one drama or the other...A RECENT CASE OF EVERYDAY FOR THE THEIF, ONE DAY FOR THE OWNER���
We offer a drive through service to a set of our regular customers..we already know what they want so they will just park in front of the pharmacy and one of the sales assistant will attend to them....There is this particular customer Mr Collins(not his real name) he comes to buy condoms and he buys them in bulk. According to him it's his method of family planning as he has decided to take his destiny into his own hands, he does not want to be deceived anymore by his wife. I was impressed because it is of a known fact that most men are allergic to condoms...
So one Friday as usual, he parked in front of the pharmacy...unfortunately for him, we were all busy attending to customers in the pharmacy so Mr Collins had to wait for one of our sales assistant to attend to him...while he was waiting, I noticed a woman (let use Mrs Anne) was about entering the pharmacy ,saw his car, while walking towards it she was talking in a loud voice "Nne you are here...i have been trying to call you, but your number is switched off" I didn't hear the rest of the conversation as she approached Mr Collins car. The sales assistant went out to deliver his condoms wrapped in a black nylon bag...i don't know what transpired between Mr Collins and Mrs Anne...all I knew Mrs Anne started yelling
"You will meet me at home useless man, is this the cough syrup you came to buy Collins.. .answer me na...so this is what you do...you come to the area on time...switch off your phone...spend money on small small girls...then come home claiming you are attending one meeting or the other...you will meet me at home stupid man" Aha people started gathering..."madam please down!!! Trust Nigerians and their aproko behavior ���..
Mrs Anne now came into the pharmacy in order to avoid further embarrassment ....she then started yelling and asking dat pharmacy chick funny questions ( I don't know how she wants me to answer her to put petrol into an already existing fire) she continued yelling " my husband is very useless.. please ma, you are a woman ( referring to me) how often does he buy those condoms because we don't use condoms�� i was shocked ( family planning indeed)...that is my husband Every time he claims he doesn't have money yet he bleeps around...infact I'm tired of the marriage..he is so irresponsible ..i'm practically the one that fends for the family...he does not contribute a dime to the family upkeep ...always claiming business is dull....i responded "see my sister, man matter dem no dey put am for head otherwise you will just for and leave your children behind for another woman...just leave him alone and face your life, build yourself...live for your children....when he is tired of frolicking around he will crawl back home (Abi I can't say more than that ). I took Mrs Anne to my office she shed a tear or two...i just made sure she was calm before she left the pharmacy ...
Apparently according to the sales assistant, Mr Collins lied to Mrs Anne that he came to buy cough syrup as he was having minor throat irritation....on getting to the car, the wife Mrs Anne wanted to check the brand he bought but alias it was 2 rolls of condoms choi��...when Mr Collins could not hear the yelling and embarrassment from his wife, he drove off...
After she left I sat down...nawa for some men even if you want to play away match must it be within your neighborhood sorry some men are so dumb�� not that I'm in support but this things do happen.....i can only imagine the royal rumble wrestling that will happen at home...i can't but imagine oga di tough.....
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