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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:29pm On Aug 03, 2018
pathneluti:
wink

i nor mind if na ur waist o

hmmm!! biko do fast and toast her finish,i can not wait to coma chop party rice,ann2012 please tell your people that our people will be coming soon,only if u go put ur pishur make we look our wife to Begrin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:33pm On Aug 03, 2018
great work,nice one youngzubi!!

click to vote youngzubi if u haven't o make we show some love
https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 5:07am On Aug 04, 2018
grin cheesy
pradoic:


hmmm!! biko do fast and toast her finish,i can not wait to coma chop party rice,ann2012 please tell your people that our people will be coming soon,only if u go put ur pishur make we look our wife to Begrin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 6:31am On Aug 04, 2018
bro, this your story dey sweet o, but the characters don dey plenty o. Jejely OK?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:06am On Aug 04, 2018
Asek1 abeg nah two times ya vote i nor say nah network cause am but go modify one by writing anything u like just make sure u nor write youngzubi in one of dem

thank u my man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by SEVO7(m): 7:51am On Aug 04, 2018
Youngzubi:
SEVO7

abeg go modify one post,nah only once or the vote will be cancelled

just modify by writting anything but no write youngzubi there


thank u bro
Done
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Asek1(m): 9:06am On Aug 04, 2018
Youngzubi:
Asek1 abeg nah two times ya vote i nor say nah network cause am but go modify one by writing anything u like just make sure u nor write youngzubi in one of dem

thank u my man


Done
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pathneluti(m): 11:42am On Aug 04, 2018
pradoic:


hmmm!! biko do fast and toast her finish,i can not wait to coma chop party rice,ann2012 please tell your people that our people will be coming soon,only if u go put ur pishur make we look our wife to Begrin
Abi oo.... U na my SURE right hand man... Respect..
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 2:34pm On Aug 04, 2018
spana with all those millions, u still dey hustle for office
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:12pm On Aug 04, 2018
Episode................24




assembly of the rugged
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Last day in oga landlord house
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yesterday night eh!,nah story for another day,my guys rugged as dem land for lagos,immediately after the call with spata,i comot from the new house begin go meet dem,spata sef nah one kin peson as him carry dem shuk head enter blue-carnival hotel


as babes dey always full blue-carnival like fly nahim my guys begin code dem after we don drink tire!,trust warri guys,dem nor dey take eye see fresh babes even the ones wey wor wor sef as long as say dem get toto"end of discussion"


like point and kill they begin select their choice till five of dem carry their choice as spata clear the bill omo straight to festac wia my new house dey


after driving like mad goat spata together with taxi wey we chater drive enter my house for festec,onto say i no go like sleep for festac today i yan the taxi man say make him wait becos i go still follow am go back to my old house



we never even settle Down as show begin,sex party nobi small,spata eye me as he drag Stella go up stairs like say him sabi wia him dey go


onto say i won look bad boys do their good things small i kukuma relax for parlour as olosho moan fill every wia

bobo nah fire fire o!,Chai my bros use one leg stamp stand as him part the girl laps pkapkapkapkapka!!!! nahim be the only sound wey i dey hear from every corner



Chai konji nah bastered as spana won tear my trousers,o boy i save my soul as i type quick massage send to spata say i go sleep for our formal place and i go dey land next morning with all my properties


i waka go outside as me and the taxi man drive go my formal house

we finally reach by 10:15pm
i jump down,pay the taxi man as i open gate enter compound


onto say i go need to inform oga landlord say i dey pack comot the next day i kukuma waka go him apartment straight

ko ko ko!...........i knock for door as her angelic voice shout ta'ni (who is that) from inside


nah me o!,spana ya neighbour.......i yan


ok i dey come........she yan as she open the door,she stand between the small space as she hold the door handle


annabel how u dey........i yan



i dey o!,as u take leave me nah........she yan

ehn! nahim be say u go still be virgin nah,if to say nah as i take leave u,u still dey............i yan as she smile come frown face use her hand hit me for chest


crazy guy,u don spoil finish o!...... she yan



spoil ko!,i be good guy o!,Ehen! wia ya papa dey nah,i been won see him........i yan


my dad travelled to abeokuta this evening.......she yan


ah ah!,hope all is well sha?..........i yan




yes o!,nah their love matter jare,my ma'le people won settle the palava between him and my mama so dat dem go fit stay together again.......she yan



oh!,ok nah better thing e be,i been won tell him say i go pack out tomorrow..........i yan as her eyes open wide




pack out?..........she yan



yes,i don buy my own house for festac so i go carry my things go there tomorrow morning........i yan


wow! so nah just few months u won spend with us,hmm nah good thing sha,but i go miss u die make i no lie u bros.........she yan




no worry i go give u my address so u go fit come dey visit me..........i yan


ok o!.......she yan




i waka enter my house as she close her door,nah tomorrow i go alert sentino based on the latest happening


i nor even bother to enter room as i balance for parlour,viaaa!!! i enter dream land omo nah warri i dey ontop agnness o!,chai i just dey sleep with better smile for face




around 1:00am for midnight i her as peson samah better gentle knock for my door,i been dey think say nah just noise but as the knock sound again and again,i jab up instanta as i look time 1 oclock ah!ah!,nah who come dey knock my door by this time


jejely i enter kitchen go grab broom for sef defence incase if nah night visitors,omo i go samah dem with the broom


who dey dia??............i yan as i put ear for door


spana open up it's me annabel........she yan


to be continued


take 1 minute of ya time and vote youngzubi for the literature award jah bless

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6846780490

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 3:43pm On Aug 04, 2018
abeg if u never vote yuongzubi
for the literature award kindly click on this link to vote for him


https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6846780490

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by solagodwin(m): 3:44pm On Aug 04, 2018
Spana last assignmemt 4 that house
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggaboi(m): 4:27pm On Aug 04, 2018
I dey follow u @Youngzubi! bumper to bumper!!! grin grin grin
This last night go hot for Spana. Chai cool
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Damibiz(m): 4:45pm On Aug 04, 2018
Spana a kpincus na 5 nd 6..Damibiz is back
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by stevodot22(m): 5:05pm On Aug 04, 2018
Boss you get mouth die. I just like spans, the guy no dey selfish at all and he dey carry his guys along .well done youngzubi.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by multikolour(m): 5:31pm On Aug 04, 2018
Annabel wan sample spana before e leave chai!!!!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:19pm On Aug 04, 2018
Damibiz:
Spana a kpincus na 5 nd 6..Damibiz is back



o boy!!!! we go poff jombo this night nah!

wia u shuk head enter since?

oya go vote me first for the award
then we go yan bettersmiley


https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6846780490

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Crownbefitsme(f): 6:36pm On Aug 04, 2018
Jixnation
Iamjix
Come see your type of story
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 6:37pm On Aug 04, 2018
Crownbefitsme:
Jix nation Iam jix Come see your type of story


gringrin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 7:06pm On Aug 04, 2018
queenitee
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by IAmAmbrose(m): 11:22pm On Aug 04, 2018
This story goes well bro na man you be
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:50am On Aug 05, 2018
stevodot22:
Boss you get mouth die. I just like spans, the guy no dey selfish at all and he dey carry his guys along .well done youngzubi.



u get mouth jare nothing do u
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:52am On Aug 05, 2018
Biggaboi:
I dey follow u @Youngzubi! bumper to bumper!!! grin grin grin
This last night go hot for Spana. Chai cool


tem ! tem!!!!! and we go dey roll together like yam and egg ,we go dey yamu!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:10am On Aug 05, 2018
eazykolobo i sight u manly

ur vote don multiply o! ,nah two e dey ...... go modify one by writing only one dot( . ) thank u my man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Sensitivity1254: 6:59am On Aug 05, 2018
Ah Don vote too but as e dey be, I no know if na two or three e be. Helep me check too


Youngzubi:
eazykolobo i sight u manly

ur vote don multiply o! ,nah two e dey ...... go modify one by writing only one dot( . ) thank u my man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by senatordaniel(m): 8:35am On Aug 05, 2018
chai waiting for more episode
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by augustus014(m): 11:19am On Aug 05, 2018
i don finally rush reach the ending i greet u spana u too much Youngzubi fire down, i salute u from sapele
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:19pm On Aug 05, 2018
Episode.............25




Sunday GBEDU!!!!!!!!!!




spana on it again!
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another one with landlord pikin
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I trowey the broom wey ah hold sharpaly rearrange my sef as i gently pull the door nob,standing for my door nah world most beautiful endowed girl,she wear pink night gown wey nor reach her kneel,with blue rapper wey she use rapp her sef onto say whether too cold that night



make i come inside first nah,before u go use ya eyes naked me finish............she yan as i swallow spit

nor mind me jare i been dey confirm if nah only u waka come.............i yan as she push me comot for door then waka enter house

i look outside well no show no sign of night warriors so i jam my door gbeeem!! padlock am tight



annabel watin carry u come my house by this tme nah.........i yan but the girl just relax well for chair dey look me like cartoon



i tried to sleep but just can't close my eyes for even 3secs,when sleep finally came i had this horrible dream..........she yan


as a sharp guy i don see say watin her eyes dey yan dey total different from watin dey comot from her mouth,poor annabel she don fall inlove but she miss road becos me spana nor get time for dat kin thing


oh! bad dream,nor worry i dey your side now..........i yan as she smile then i waka go sidon near her for wia she been dey sit



i will like to spend the night with you,sleep on your bed at least for the first and last time since i nor go dey see u again......she yan




hmmm! ok,no wahala but nobi death i won die nah,na just packing out i won do,so we go still dey see,nothing like last time..........i yan



hmm! ok,can we go and sleep now......she yan looking my face


sure,i yan as i drag her up then lead her to my room,i just like how soft and smooth her body be,the girl just cool


for my room,she climb bed go lay down as if she be my last born,she shift for me as i comot my clothes leave only boxers then carry my night wear trousers wear no top at all



u nor dey feel cold ..........she yan


cold ko,e dey hard for me to catch cold.........i yan,she carry head up look my chest then draw close as she put her head ontop my chest then fold her teenage body for my arm,wow! i dey like babes wey dey behave like this,she just sabi my weak point die,with all this her behavior i fit drop my life fighting for her,but i no fit fall inlove(abi i just dey fight my heart)



with her soft palm rubbing my chest and my hand like sampaper rubbing her hair we jab enter sleep




i begin dream,for my dream i travel go my village for nkanu east wey dey enugu state,nah agnness matter carry me go,as i buy better rat poison wey i go take send her go another planet,as i land enter my compound for village,e get this kin hot shit wey hold me eh!,the thing won begin fall comot as i tear race run go backyard,i leave all the village women wey come dey welcome me as i enter bush wey dey our backyard,sharpaly i draw my shokoto go down as i bend down begin frown face as the shit come strong,all the vein wey dey my face begin show

mmmmmm!!!!!,mm!!!!!!!....i begin struggle

as i dey battle with the stubborn shit nahim i hear one kind ssssssssssiii movement for my back

i turn sharpaly


jeesssssuussss!!!!!! i scream!!! as i sight one yellow and black python


piiiimmmm!!!! i tear race,i nor even remember my trousers and boxers wey dey ground as i dangle spana wey just dey shake between my leg,i run burst out for frontyard wia people don full


chineeeeekee!!!!!!!!! the old women shout as dem begin run enter different direction people scatter dey shuk head enter anywhere dem see road,nah the one's wey run go backyard i dey pity


dem dey run as i run follow dem,without knowing watin dey chase me they begin divert enter dia house



as dream take useless , i look down as i sight spana inside the python mouth aaahhhhh!!!! i scream as i jab up ontop bed only to see spana inside annabel mouth,she smile as she yan welcome back then continue sucking spana,omo! see mouth job,i relax as the sweet sensation begin calm my blood wey don high from the dream


aaaaaahh!! mmmmm!! what a gbeducious way to wake for Sunday early mo'mo,i carry head up close eyes as i begin see the base line,she just over sabi jare



no rushing things for this kin matter so i grab my phone from wia e dey sleep ontop side stool open am then comot the battery and drop dem ontop the stool"no disturbance biko"



i carry her head up as she comot spana from her mouth then i begin kiss her,as gentle man wey ah be,i comot mouth as i stand up carry her and lai her flat ontop bed(life good jare)


i comot her night gown,she nor wear bra no pant but one small shot wey she wear as her night gown cover everything



fresh melons, small,round but standard and very soft pass agege bread,no dulling my people so i jab the level as i begin do watin u dey imagine

never smile my people becos i just start,handling those melons as i s*ck out my destiny from it she grab my head begin massage it,scattering my dada as i burst her honeypot from above


mmm!!! uuhh!!,she close eyes with better moan wey been ring like my formal China phone,still sampling her br***t i move down my head to her navel,like dog wey jam fish bone my tongue begin dry and clean her navel as she begin vibrate under my body



10mins later,her shot nicker fly go hang untop ceiling fan as i spread her leg"sobintocal things"for una wey sabi yan PIDGIN well


nah watin make aje-bo better pass aje-kpako girls,ajebo dey clean even if dem nor baff for one week,i shuk one finger enter her holy sobinto,every wia just dey feel warm, she grab bedshit squeeze am tight!


i begin go in and out with my finger,she go open mouth then breath out haaa!!!!! mmm!!!
expertically i comot tongue begin use am s*ck her veegee abi watin una dey call am


i suck her as mechanic take dey suck moto cabrator with my finger still sampling her holiness onto say today nah Sunday" omo she tight gan!



she manage sidon well as she look me eye to eye then waya me better kiss wey make miiiuuu sound

enter me now spana........she yan


onto say i dey under curse already so no need to delay as i obey her and comot my trousers with my boxers complete


trust spana as him begin shake head with strong vein wey full him body like tribal mark,i rub am small before i direct am enter her holy place

mmm!!! aaahhhhh! she yan


as e nor gree enter again i begin waya her lagadat,omo driving into her sobinto nah my fastest way to begin see vision as i begin see stars,dem carry different colour like abino flower


28mins of better banging she begin release her holy water,i stay inside her so as to let her feel me wella,when her body don calm we change position,my second best position doggy style,with her ebony booty well arranged i enter from back as i begin mumu my sef by going front and back but e sweet pass sugar

we continue the samakwe till my manly water begin pump,jejely in other to avoid papa bomboy i pull out as she turn sharpaly jab spana enter her mouth"till eternity baby"


haaaaa!!!!!!!! i yan as everything drop like pure water wey dey leak,nah time for my best position,i lift her up carry her hand circle my shoulder,her leg around my waist then lift her b**Ty up as i stand grab spana and enter

wow!,naw u'er talking,yo waaa!!,i use my two hands grab her butts as the journey begin

kpakpakakpakpakpakpakpa!!! sound fill every wia as she moan out her life



45mins later i drop her ontop my table and we continue


6rounds she giveup,nahim me sef kiss her as she go lay down ontop my bed,i grab my phone,package am well and switch it on


time don go already so i run enter bathing room go baff,brush teeth before i enter room again



i rub cream for body,wear casual cloth onto say nah work i won enter,with her help i begin pack my things tho e nor planty becos i nor be family man


we still dey pack things when peson nock for my door,i yan her say make she continue as i run go check who dey door



bros how far............sentino yan as i open door


ah bros i dey o,i been dey plan to come yan u say i won pack out today.........i yan



pack out?!!,.......sentino yan as he open mouth wide



yes my man,as i don hama purchase new mansion nah to pack out nah.......i yan



tell me something!,so nah true u dey yan me so........sentino yan




u fit follow me go see am............i yan



ehn! Chai,.....sentino yan as him begin scratch head,i been won ask am watin happen but maya bounce outside with one gown wey cover leg,cover neck come dey drag for ground


sweet heart lets go!......maya yan with kjv bible for her hand


yes!,em! em! see swee......sentino still dey yan but maya nor even gree him talk finish as she shout sentino!! lets go to church


em! my guy we go see later eh!,make i go sleep for church small.........sentino yan as he run go meet maya wey don dey open gate already



Chai women get power o!





we pack everything finish nahim annabel waka go her house,me sef i waka go out go find van wey come carry me and my properties


the journey nor easy o! but we sha reach festac by 1:45pm,thank gawd for my guys as dem rush outside begin pack everything go inside still dey hail me as they pack everything enter house


life too good when u dey spend am with ya guys"jombo smoke full every wia as celebration begin tem!!! tem!! tem!!!! jah bless!!!

to be continued

keep the thread alive! with ya comments
nahim be my food wey dey keep me going jah bless happy Sunday

still ya guy youngzubi!


click to vote youngzubi for literature award

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by senatordaniel(m): 1:29pm On Aug 05, 2018
chia spana I dey your back more to your pen
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by senatordaniel(m): 1:30pm On Aug 05, 2018
chia spana I dey your back more to your pen
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:36pm On Aug 05, 2018
Sensitivity1254:
Ah Don vote too but as e dey be, I no know if na two or three e be. Helep me check too



ok my man jah bless brotherly

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 1:45pm On Aug 05, 2018
Spana supposed make today holy na........


So spana Na landlord Na ooo...

Happy Sunday...

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