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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by astute28: 12:51pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
keep it coming bro i dey gbadun u more ink to ur pen |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
chai Youngzubi, dis your tori too make brain. Twale! |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by emperorblog(m): 3:24pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:57pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Episode.....42 The red shadows vs spider gang ---------------------------------------- the battle ground ------------------------- "Fear" nah one tin wey i don live to overcome,fear go only keep you for darkness,e go prevent you from taking chances,you go just dey draw lines but nor go fit cross lines,you fit live your life crossing lines or live am drawing lines, as i dey so,no time to begin draw line i go take my chances after all the secret agent get all better quality even from im dress to im skills but nah still one head we two get,so notin to fear i ready to cross line! i carry head up look oga frank for wia im bin stand nahim i hear gun sound pkaa!!! as bullet waka pass my shoulder,sharpaly i turn in a swift motion only to sight one of oga frank men as im just dey stagger with bullet wey hit him for chest,then i look peson wey shoot,u guess wrong,nah Stevo save me from being stabbed by oga frank men wey don stand up with im last strength and was about to stab me with im knife for back but Stevo sight him and send am to hell plenty just full my head,but ontop all nah the red agent,im nah my biggest wahala now,time to know who sabi pass,i nor fit fly for air and begin release bullet but i fit stand for ground and make tins happen i motion my boys say make dem trow my dress,but i change mind as that one nor matter again so i just grab my neckles like chaplet,after i don wear am,i waka go meet oga frank wia im stand like weak devil "look my eye,i never finish with you,but as tins take be now,i purse ya matter!,i go come back for revenge,shebi na man you be?,remember this,i nor go kill you" but" e get plenty way to kill a man as per sey something nahim must kill a man,i go kill you but i nor go kill you,nah proverb,go prepare i go come back face to face, till then oga frank,i yan then catch the ak47 wey sentino trow give me,i match outside as my guys follow me for back till we reach wia our moto park,everybody jump enter as we zoom off,festac straight *********************** "hello! mama,yes i don free now,i yan enter phone "good,now spana,see i need ya help more Dan i don ever need am before,big mama yan for phone "mama shey na about the agent matter?,i yan "spana that guy deadly,nor go tink sey nah police matter,you go need to put in ya best or else my family go remain ontop danger till gawd come,big mama yan "i dey in charge notin fit happen,all i need nah ya co-operation,i yan "you dey always get my support spana so nor just find excuse,she yan "so how much im dey request?,i yan as i don already get my own plan "100million U.s.a dollars,she yan "watin??,nah aeroplane go come carry am?,i yan as i stand for my parlour dey face the big plasma tv wey hang for parlour "imagine, the guy just too get big eye,she yan "gather the money,i yan "wetin,spana you dey craze??,she yan "remember wetin i first ask you,"co-operation" "spana dat money too much,she yan "pass ya life,pass ya family,pass ya husband career?,mama you get pass that money far far,so just follow me co-operate if you still want make im die,i yan "so if you fit kill am,why giving him the money?,she yan "now listen mama,i go still return ya money,but if i must meet that secret agent onto say him dey invisible the only tin wey go make am show face nah if the money dey ground,i yan "oh! i don get ya liver now,so you go carry the money go meet am then once im show face you go finish im up,she yan "gbam! tem! tem! mama wey rugged,ya brain just sabi grab fast mama,i yan "hmm!,ok if na so then i go make quick arrangement now,i go send am with my husband executive bus so that police nor go fit stop dem for road,she yan "till then mama,i cut the phone then face my guys now everi body look hia,i yan as my guys turn dia attention to wia i stand i begin yan dem how the tins go take go, after we don agree ontop the plan,as usual i calculate tins with my personal gun man "Stevo" as we agree again ontop the level wey i sample give am no action taken without boosting moral,notin fit turn possible if we nor turn our brain spinning,so we waka go settle inside moral room,nah dia we begin pump jombo,coke nah must do,as the tin essential to us like breast milky take essential to small pikin, so we gather spread coke begin snuff dey fly our souls enter cloud,but e pain me as i nor see any angel fo space till by phone begin ring "i shake head as i grab phone look the screen,the number be like text massage abi i don too high,onto say my guys dey make noise inside the room i waka open door go parlour as i shuk head enter parlour nahim i sight something,but e comot sharpaly for my bacony,i no waste time as i jab up rush go bacony sharpaly,nah there my eye clear,him show again,the secret agent,i sight him zoom off ontop red power bike,but e get paper wey im drop ontop the pavement wey dey for front of my gate i rush down as i grab the paper,nah address and location for wia i go meet him once we don gather the money,i smile as nah wetin i just want be that 1 hour later,spider gang don fully load inside golden dragon and the executive bus wey the money dey inside after driving like say nah heaven wey dey go,finally we shuk head enter agege for lagos,the area too resemble ghetto,as nah area boys full all the street,no street wey we drive enter wey we nor go see area boys drinking or smoking jombo like tissue paper e get one street we enter nahim we sight like six area boys dem,they carry wood block road as each moto and okada dey pay dem money before den go pass i waka come down immediately we reach dia front "ah!! alaye!!,bouncer le leyi oo!,one slim guy wey wear trousers,singlet wey i nor fit tell if nah white abi black,then leather sandals "em!! bullet!! "sir! "clear road make dem pass,one fat guy yan from one shop wey nor far from wia bullet dey collect money for road i just stand dey watch as the guy (bullet) and others take clear wood comot for road "come,i yan "baddo! im dey call you,bullet push one tall guy wey draw tattoo for im hand go front "no nah you bullet,i yant "ah! oga mi,twale baba i don comot the pkako finish nah "no e get wetin i won follow you yan,i yan as the guy bounce come meet me "wia red isolation dey,i yan "ah! i talk am,nah bouncer una be,oga just drive go front,corner enter that small road wey enter that bush,you go see one house wey dem never build finish eh!,nahim be red isolation "you do well bullet,i yan as as i turn go enter moto then my guys dem turn go park as nah only me go fit enter the place, 15 minutes later i drive burst out for one isolated uncompleted building,then i waka come down i drive the executive bus wey contain all the money but as i take plan am the money nor reach i surprise as eight guys take surround me within seconds as i stand for dia middle,dem wear red trousers without cloth for dem upper body nah just red tattoo full all dem body then the boss,oga pkata-pkata surface ontop the one storey building,for dia middle wia i stand i look up,the red agent fly comot from the storey build as im begin rotate for air till he land for my front kneeling down,im stand up begin look me as everywhere just quiet like graveyard i swear i won begin clap for am,all him stunts just make me won begin clap for am "no going back spana nobody dey com visit red shadows and still waka go back alive,i be red shadow,he yan "i like ya ego red shadow,i carry ya money come" but" ontop all i carry my challenge come,nah either you kill me carry the money or i kill you carry the money,i yan to be continued 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 4:18pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
the suspense is too much. youngzubi, you are great |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 4:24pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Boss boss you too much jhor |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 4:32pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
i swear i won begin clap for am,all him stunts just make me won begin clap for am(who follows me smile or laugh for this statement) Youngzubi what about spana's red eye when his nacking, is that also one of his supernatural power, will it help him anything soon apart from nacking situations . Waiting shall 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 4:35pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
wow no tym to chk tym. guy u 5 much no b die.d batle line z draw. mre ink 2 ur ego. |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:38pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Speakout03: nah Tim go tell bro,lets just watch how tins go unfold,me sef nor even know watin go happen |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 4:55pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Omoh dis guy you just dey burst ma brain like die |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Deyoungne: 5:00pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Twale baba |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 5:27pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
YoungZubi keep it up |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 5:30pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
guy i trow you more respect, you'er grabbing things like magnet,its in you all you need it to go deep and bring them out,thanks to honourable356 and those that actually came to your rescue,before you mess up the whole good job with certain mistakes,kudos bro! 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 5:35pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:40pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
emperorblog: ok,i will check it out,thanks bro! |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
pradoic: thank you prado my man, brotherly nah you wey just dey boost my moral tey tey! 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by excelmerry: 5:53pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
I know say actor no dey die for film. So I expect our man Spana to come out alive, no matter how im bad. This agent too gather morale the tin dey vex me, shey him na God? |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by ejerukeuzezi(m): 5:55pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
bro. u are too loaded.... more ink to ur pen.. number 1 here |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by emperorblog(m): 6:10pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
nice story bro |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by emperorblog(m): 6:11pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tunjilomo(m): 6:18pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Im b lyk say d jombo neva commot for Spans body, abi wic kin rubbish fight im won fight now. |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:31pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
senrino centino ,i just dey wonder sha! oga ontop e be like say u dey wear mask nna ibu zi nmawu? mbok! 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Kpalobi(m): 7:48pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Dis story to Gbasky |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Dayvdblake: 8:17pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Youngzubi.... You gats give me medicine ooh...the story too sweet..sotey e dae purge me sef. |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Runaway: 8:27pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Challenge my guy, hmmm, hope to see how u over come that guy. Nice write thus far bro.... I give u my power too lol... |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by JOGICE(m): 8:34pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
👍🏽 |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 8:56pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
I keep doughing my cap for you |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by BigSarah(f): 9:20pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Give us update lah the wait is painstaking |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by hfinest1(m): 9:20pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
I've added this story to my personal list of the best stories I've read on nairaland... will soon release my list officially for those that wants navigation to the best of stories on nl... youngzubi keep up the great job man... we dey ya back... BTW, this your story has inspired me to write comic book in pidgin... first of its kind... a Nigerian action or super hero comic in pidgin |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:24pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
hfinest1: bro more wisdom, am glad that i can actually get people inspired just like i was inspired by others,see if only we can continue this way believe me we youths will definitely add more positively to our country as a whole than wandering around the street with nothing tangible to offer to the masses |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:25pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
JOGICE: thanks my man,one love brotherly |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 10:28pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
i dey fear for u o |
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