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Ten Facts About joysticks Any Nigerian Should Know by Nobody: 7:58am On Jul 09, 2018
Here are some funny but useful facts about this nice part of a human body.

1 Average size

As it is said by the famous brand that produces condoms, Nigerian men have the longest average length of approximately 17cm. The shortest average joysticks are in Korea (12.7 cm). But only 18 men participated in the Nigerian study, so this statistics can be rather puzzling.


2 Origins

The word “penis” itself means “tail” in Latin. It was adopted into English language only in the 17th century. The Yoruba words "Oko" (Penis) and "Obo" (Vagina) when combined as a word "Okobo" mean "IMPOTENT".


3 The biggest

Despite the world statistics, the owner of the biggest penis in the world is an American Jonah Adam Falcon. His penis is reported to be 24 cm in length when flaccid and 34 cm in length when erect. But the man is really disappointed because of his records:

“When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers.”


4 Self-pleasure

According to the statistics, 1 of 400 men can be flexible enough to do MouthAction for themselves. But we don't want to know how this statistics was made.


5 There can be more than one

Sometimes babies are born with two or more joysticks. This condition is very rare and it is called diphallia. Several years ago there was news about a Nigerian guy who got four functional joysticks, but it turned out to be a hoax. Nevertheless, there were real examples when men had 2 fully functional organs.


6 It can be broken

Human is an only mammal who doesn`t have a bone in his penis. So there is no bone in boner! But it still can be broken. Fellow Nigerians may suffer from this awful thing during violent intercourse, sexual acrobatics, or aggressive masturbation.


7 They can be stolen in Nigeria

Reports of genital theft are not new but they have spread like an epidemic across West and Central Africa over the past two decades. joysticks are stolen for magical purposes. Poor people can't be helped after this thing happens.


8 All joysticks once were a clitoris

In the womb all of us start as females. But with the growth of male hormones clitoris become a penis. Sometimes it can continue after the birth. There was a case when a baby girl from Nigeria had an enormous clitoris that continue to grow. But she had surgery in Delhi, India, and now feels good.


9 Erections

Average Nigerian had 11 erections a day. And approximately 6 at night during a sleep. And he shoots between one and two teaspoons of cum per orgasm. In his life he will ejaculate for nearly 7,000 times.


10 Myths and facts

Bad news: you can't know the size of men with a help of his shoe size. It can't also be told by men's nose or fingers. There are no scientific data that proves these myths. So, ladies, you should better stop to stare at guy's feet in a bar!

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Re: Ten Facts About joysticks Any Nigerian Should Know by Tomoyayi(m): 8:04am On Jul 09, 2018
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Re: Ten Facts About joysticks Any Nigerian Should Know by ibori1(m): 1:05pm On Jul 09, 2018
oko and owo

d meaning pls

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