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Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 6:48pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
~ Are chat up lines totally a no-no for a way of breaking the ice by guys? There's a generalization that men are notorious for chat up lines, but i know a couple of chicks who do it too,because its fun,there's always that shock factor ![]() ![]() ~ This is a list of some Chat up lines am aware of "How about comin back to mine to do some maths? add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply ![]() "All those curves and me with no brakes !! " ![]() "Treat me like a tent,put me up for the night" ![]() "Fancy a spanish kiss? its like a fench kiss only further south !" ![]() "Do u know how much a polar bear weigh? me neither but it broke the ice" ![]() "The word of the day is legs , lets go back to my place and spread the word" ![]() "Do u work for the post office? because i thought i saw u checkin out my package " as if !! lol men ![]() ~Ave actaully got all these chat up lines written on a coaster mat B.T.W~ |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by ugodaniel(m): 6:55pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
arrant nonsense. try dat in 9ja and the girl will tell you say wat? |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 7:26pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
@ ugodaniel >>>> sooo u sayin u don't use chat up lines? or the thought it's not acceptable makes it nearly impossible for u to make a contribution on this topic ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by whiteNkem(f): 7:35pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
mohawkchic:Actually, he doesn't!! There are so many other intelligent ways to keep a girl's attention. But hey, no everyone has that, so yea, those lines are spreading more and more but that doesn't make them a must! |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 7:51pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
Its obvious these chat up lines are a lot more european but am sure there're a lot more clean chat up lines i havent heard or read as of yet but if u knw any plz post / share them, actaully i do agree w/ u white'Nkem @ intelligent ways to keep a girl's attension,thu i must add some "intelligence" just bore you to death, so once in a while i actually dont mind getting a very cheesy chat up line>>> but i guess thats why chat up lines are called cheesy ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by puker(m): 12:03pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
The only chat up line i know is, Gal whats ya phone number. |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by iice(f): 2:35pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
LMAO. . .my friend uses this line he stole from Wild N Out. . .Hey baby, ah got the whole dictionary tatooed on ma d*ck, why don't you come over and let me put some words in your mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by ugodaniel(m): 2:51pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
iice: ![]() ![]() ![]() Here's one: Evrytime i see you, you're always cheerful, so wats da secret pill |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 8:54pm On Mar 26, 2007 |
iice: ~NooOw thats some chat up line ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by VCKY99(m): 3:47pm On Mar 27, 2007 |
mohawkchic, I think you've got style. Would you mind me spending time with you so that some of it can rob-off on me? You know how it is! |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 1:55am On Mar 28, 2007 |
VCKY99: ~Lol, thats some chat up line w/style > i like ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by VCKY99(m): 10:39am On Mar 28, 2007 |
See what I mean, how else would you've known that was a chat-up line if you ain't got stylez. |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by Bolarge(m): 11:21am On Mar 28, 2007 |
iice: * faints * ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by Bolarge(m): 1:27pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
How 'bout som'n like: "The Lord is my shepherd,He knows u's what I want. .Daaang babe u hot!!" ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 1:57pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Bolarge: ~lol, ave u ever used it before ? u's got player potential if u aint a player already,lmoa,thats smooth ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by Hugoboi(m): 2:43pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Chat up lines are to Nigerian chics wat rap is to pure white folks{str8 bullsh*t}.Howeva io gat a few lines, 1.Do u have a map girl,cuz i keep gettin lost in dem eyes!! 2.Sumn' is definitely wrong wit my eyes cuz i can take 'em off you. 3.Here's my number, i'd appreciate it if u'd give me a call 4.I think i lost my fone numba,can i get yours? 5.how does it feel like to be the cutest thing in this room 2nite |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by ugodaniel(m): 2:47pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
@Hugoboi, you're too much. i think i've fallen in love with the last one |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by Bolarge(m): 4:13pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
ugodaniel:U sure ain't goin to use that line (except for Nkem of course) else I'm reportin u to her rightaway. ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by manntee(m): 7:09pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
here is one: "you are like a log across my path, anytime i come across you, i trip" ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by whiteNkem(f): 9:02pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Bolarge: hehe ![]() ![]() but i also trust daniel so i know he's only for me. ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by choongtin(f): 6:39pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
well there is one i would never forget lool girl r ur legs tired cuz u have been running thru my mind all day |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by bizgynbala(m): 6:44pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
try sayin this 2 a any nigeria girl and receive the slap of ur life ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by LoverBwoy(m): 6:50pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
LMAO. . .my friend uses this line he stole from Wild N Out. . .Hey baby, ah got the whole dictionary tatooed on ma d*ck, why don't you come over and let me put some words in your mouth ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by jgirl3: 7:00pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
Bolarge:That's something that is likely to capture my attention and make me laugh. LMAO. . .my friend uses this line he stole from Wild N Out. . .Hey baby, ah got the whole dictionary tatooed on ma d*ck, why don't you come over and let me put some words in your mouth ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Chat Up Lines! by mohawkchic(f): 4:40am On Jan 29, 2008 |
~These chat up lines from Austin Powers are a cracker,taken from his movies "Austin Powers,Gold Member" am trying so hard not to imagine him saying them w/ his crooked teeth ![]() ~I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long ![]() ~Nice legs, what time do they open? ![]() ~You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? ~I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me ![]() ~I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. ~Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven? ~I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue. ~If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning (Looks down at crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself ![]() ~You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me ![]() ![]() ~Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor ~ My name is ~~~~ remember that, you'll be screaming it later ![]() ~Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? ~Hi, I'm Mr. Right~ Someone said you were looking for me ![]() ~ Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you ![]() ![]() ~I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? ~ If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. ~ Want to come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? Baby, I'm an American Express lover, you shouldn't go home without me ![]() |
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