samysmoothfresh:
i only came here to read lies as i masturbate with my engine oil

XhosaNostra:


It's nothing too out-of-the-ordinary lol. Just having occasional meltdowns over minor things. I have a hard time controlling myself sometimes, so I have these moments where I completely act like a clown

els0nm0rali:


Now that would be worth seeing. Ha-ha. I can't wait.

I'd better get that time machine well prepped in readiness for when you change your mind about testing it out.

XhosaNostra:
Saw a guy I was dating being followed closely by his ex. They both passed my house within seconds of each other. I knew something was up, so I ran out of the house to see what they were up to. I was barefoot & not fully clothed at the time, having just stepped out of the bath. On a normal day I don't set even a toe outside without shoes, let alone be seen outside without clothes. But I was angry & jealous, I didn't care. I ran up the street in all my jiggling glory
Love can make you do crazy things.

KINGOFJAPAN:

Jiggling Glory chai...But Nne complete the story , can't leave us hanging like this.

Divay22:
When i wanted to elope with a guy

IamPlato:
...
Blood Of God!

XhosaNostra:


LMAO. May take you up on it.

I still don't buy the Mr Calm & Collected persona though I'm sure you must have done some things that make you wanna slap yourself, at some point. Unless of course you're void of any emotions

XhosaNostra:


Sorry, the more appropriate term should have been wobbling lol. I had a body like a sea lion, not whatever image you have in your mind
Missed you, btw. Where have you been?

Well, I caught up with them. Found him squatting & she was standing infront of him, smiling. I was incensed
Long story short, we broke up. I figured he was trying to get back with her or something. Plus his excuses weren't cutting it. I knew he was lying.

els0nm0rali:


Ha-ha. Cool Cam Collected all the way. And yes I've done some stuff that I could kick myself in the shin for, but I'd have to settle down and think hard to remember the ones I've done for love.

Not saying there aren't, just saying I don't dwell on them.

XhosaNostra:


Gotcha.

Was just pulling your leg, btw. You do have a peaceful energy about you. I sense you're someone that's not too fond of drama or confrontation. Mr Macho Man

KINGOFJAPAN:

whether it was wobbling or jiggling doesn't matter, as long as there's motion and movement
I've been here and there , you're the one who took yet another hiatus from NL. I was on the lookout for your new moniker when realised Xhosanostra ( you're still punkyveer in my head lol ) is still active. Missed you scatter sha.

I was half expecting you'll break both their heads with a bottle or something, that would've been the icing on the cake

UrbanExotica:
Lent him 53k and never got it back.

mimimile93:
My girl gave me head in a car while I was driving till I cum.


Rest easy girl..

Obainoneandonly:
I once had sex with my neighbours daughter in the bathroom while her father was taking his bath at d next one..I ave to cover her mouth from moaning during d intensity of it...but the man knew something was fishy,but just couldn't figure It out.he came out of d bathroom and waited for like 5 minutes outside to see who will come out..after waiting, he had no choice but to go inside

Saff:
Was like 17 at the time. Waited until everyone slept then got dressed at like 1am and snuck out. My boyfriend at the time was waiting for me outside my house. Went out to the fella shrine to watch a show drank so much. Went back to his friends place, my boyfriend started vomiting and threw up everywhere. He dozed off, then his friend started coming on to me. Literally nearly beat up his friend. In the morning went home to find my grandma sitting outside of the house waiting for me. She gave me the beating of my life in front of all the neighbors in the compound Lool. Isolated myself for days. That’s just one of the crazy days I had as a teen.

Auladimeji2:
Do you wanna die young

Peter4luv:
I was having sex with my neighbor sister around evening time when she usually comes back from woken naxo I de knack the girl I no sabi say time don go naxo we de on top each other the woman just knock door omo come see I comport myself fast calm down come greet the woman good evening lol � come de reason if she go notice anything naxo I just jejely comot he take me three days before I ask the girl say hope her aunty no notice anything lol sh come say no omo I happy die cause the woman know my mama well cause she de respect am wella

Divay22:
When i wanted to elope with a guy

OfficialDad:
Lies from poor peasants. Let me be reading peasants lies. Poor people can lie well well

ashewoboy:




why did you now stay?

samysmoothfresh:



ah!!


were you high on cow dung or should we blame 'em mara and clara, her mother's daughter and the likes?

Divay22:

My mama's love
Nah
I thought my mum didn't love me anymore, she would yell at me at any given chance, she was now saying NO without feeling guilt and my tears weren't having effect on her as before so it was better i run away from home..
I had to sit down and decide what i wanted for my life and running away wasn't just it..
Had to stop picking Nigga's call and finally had the courage to say No to him..

Divay22:

My mama's love
Nah
I thought my mum didn't love me anymore, she would yell at me at any given chance, she was now saying NO without feeling guilt and my tears weren't having effect on her as before so it was better i run away from home..
I had to sit down and decide what i wanted for my life and running away wasn't just it..
Had to stop picking Nigga's call and finally had the courage to say No to him..

ashewoboy:




in all of these, did he phuck you?

Psoul:


I can relate....So hw is ur relationship wt ur mom now?

Divay22:

No

ashewoboy:



he has never phucked you and you wanted to run away with him? Really! What was so special about him?

Divay22:

The reason is up there.

Divay22:

My mum later made me understand, i don't have to cry before saying my wants, I should tell her but never try to blackmail her with my tears.
We good.. Mom and daughter bond so strong.