omg funny funny. love this thread menh

Ohhh. . . what a wicked husband!!

My colleagues now think im crazy cos i've been laughing at my monitor. So funny

lol nice one

serves her rite, nice one

poor lady

**************************Hospital Apointment*******************
A gorgeous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism flew out the window. He was overwhelmed with passion and desire and immediately told her to get undressed.
After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing
so, he said, "Do you know what I am doing?" Yes," she replied, "You're checking for abrasions and dermatological
abnormalities.

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to handle her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You're checking for lumps which might indicate b.r-e-a-s-t cancer."
"Correct," replied the doctor.

Then he mounted his patient and started having s.x.u.a.l intercourse with her.

He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why I'm here."

Tee_Jay:

"You're getting herpes."

Chei, e don happen

lmao!
sport on tee-jay

dokita don catch gono

Oh my gawd!!

Nice1 TJ

effect of long throat

Tee_Jay:

**************************Hospital Apointment*******************
A gorgeous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism flew out the window. He was overwhelmed with passion and desire and immediately told her to get undressed.
After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing
so, he said, "Do you know what I am doing?" Yes," she replied, "You're checking for abrasions and dermatological
abnormalities.

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to handle her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You're checking for lumps which might indicate b.r-e-a-s-t cancer."
"Correct," replied the doctor.

Then he mounted his patient and started having s.x.u.a.l intercourse with her.

He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why I'm here."

_{Die laughing} choke

Hehehehe

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all."The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says,"Goal! 2 all."
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not to be out-done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out
just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and sh*ts the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."

Ewww. . . TJ you're putting me off my lunch man!

<but nice joke sha >

funny lol

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence" the farmer says "This is a special day for me I am celebrating"

"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence!" says the farmer? As they clinked glasses the man asked "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!"

"What a coincidence "says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs "

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence

Oh. .My. .Gawd!!

Nice 1 TJ!!

nice one

what a coincidence .

Kenny_G:

nice one

hi there sugar

.

So funny, but it makes sense.

A man goes into the Job Center in LONDON and sees a notice advertising for a Gynecologist' s Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more "Can you please give me some more details about this job?" he asks the receptionist.
The receptionist replies. "The job entails you getting female patients ready for the gynaecologist. You'll have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions, then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair; then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist' s examination. The annual salary is £20,000 but you're going to have to go up to Glasgow."
The drooling man asks , "Is that where the job is based?"

"No, that is where the queue ends !"

Classic!!

You're the best TJ!!

Tee_Jay:

A man goes into the Job Center in LONDON and sees a notice advertising for a Gynecologist' s Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more "Can you please give me some more details about this job?" he asks the receptionist.
The receptionist replies. "The job entails you getting female patients ready for the gynaecologist. You'll have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions, then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair; then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist' s examination. The annual salary is £20,000 but you're going to have to go up to Glasgow."
The drooling man asks , "Is that where the job is based?"

"No, that is where the queue ends !"

Everything got me rolling but this one almost made me wake the whole neighbourhood.!!!

I hope o come back and see more lovely jokes from you, nice one gee.

At an Annual General Meeting of a Corporate Co.,Mrs Booty was about to deliver speech, she just pollute the air and every body could not bear the odour of this mess,they have to run for their life because the gas was like a dangerous weapon which can cause sickness. Mrs Booty feel ashame and start to apologise to board members to please keep this scenario secret because she could not expect herself to have committed this blunder. Mrs Booty woke up from her sleep, what a terrible nightmare!!, she pray I hope it would not happen in real life.

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da joke is not so thick but its kool all da same.

mrs booty should pray harder, her enemies are after her life lol

Hehehe

tjay has risen from the dead