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Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by deedy111: 4:12pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Lol...the title is funny right? Ya the whole thing is funny, this konji thing na wa o Although this is typical to some humans too. I see headlines of people having sex with goat, snake donkey, cow etc(konji na bastard) Could this be a natural stuff in all animals? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-H6gQUTPcU |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by OneStep3: 4:13pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
This OP self. How did u know if was sex starved? Abi na u the tin dey worry 1 Like |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by respect80(m): 4:17pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Konji no get shame ar swear |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Offpoint: 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
So tortoise cannot do exercise in peace again? I envy his dîck, last time I saw dîck that huge was on a horse. small but mighty tortoise. 2 Likes |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by sirusX(m): 4:24pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Offpoint: Epp me tell dem....na wah ooo
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Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Kalashnikov102(m): 4:31pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
He's probably going to injure I'm blokkos |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Bluezy13(m): 4:35pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Lemme see the video before I join the crowd cos they can be misleading sometimes. Modified* It was actually having canal knowledge of the innocent coconut. But I blame it not, maybe it assumed the coconut to be same significant due to its hard, tough and semi smooth cover. BTW, it's pertinent that one keeps opposite genders of a species together at all times to avoid perversion of natural course of sexual urge and intercourse. 4 Likes |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by deedy111: 4:47pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
respect80: My brother I wonder o, na this kain thing dey make if I see headlines like "MAN CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH A GOAT " hmmm some will even bleep the goat to death. Ohh konji why are uselessing manking 4 Likes
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Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by XhosaNostra(f): 4:52pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Lol, this reminds me of these.. 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by iLegendd(m): 5:04pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
The headline alone made me laugh haaaaard. Lemme watch the video. 1 Like |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by iLegendd(m): 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:Only you with too many memes? Cum lemme check your body for typhoid. |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Lemme not even say what came to mind before our ninjas bash me. |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by XhosaNostra(f): 5:12pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
iLegendd: Is that a polite request to play doctor? 1 Like
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Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by iLegendd(m): 5:15pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:I play rough, not doctor. Can you handle it? |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by XhosaNostra(f): 5:22pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
iLegendd: Just as long as you don't get stabby |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Funny |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by kolajoo(m): 6:04pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by deedy111: 6:54pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
XhosaNostra: Hmmm una get code language o, last last e fit lead to the matter wey dey ground You guys are not derailing anyway 3 Likes
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Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Goddyss(m): 7:03pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Very disgusting for my liking. What is funny in this? |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by oyatz(m): 7:14pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
This is an example of cruelty to animals. The poor tortoise has been starved of sex for so long and had to 'mistake' a coconut for a female tortoise. The owner should immediately buy a female tortoise and bring it to this male tortoise ASAP. |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Lordbooster(m): 7:23pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Wtf damn....anyways check out Mr signature for some steaming videos hot hot 18+ |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Goddyss:I think say them say TORTOISE get sense. How come this one na MUMU 2 Likes |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:34pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by ddjay: 7:38pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:Madam i get big cassava, with basket wey fit carry 4 coconuts. U go like am i swear |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Wilson125(m): 7:41pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
How ya all knw tortise was starved of sex? |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by XhosaNostra(f): 7:45pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
ddjay: Ewww @ the basket part. Hope it's not what I think you're referring to. |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by MrCork: 8:51pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
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Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by deedy111: 9:37pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
Wilson125: When you're sex starved you have less time to make decision, until that konji shot is out. To some people on that mood every hole is like a bleep hole |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Wilson125(m): 9:46pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
deedy111:lols.. this tortise jst surprise me o.. coconut no get hole na |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by deedy111: 10:36pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
OneStep3: Lol...E be like say you dey jealous the tortoise |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by Ifiegboria(m): 11:47pm On Jul 26, 2018 |
I never watch the video |
Re: Sex Starved Tortoise Having Sex With Coconut(PICS) by MRZIFE(m): 2:04am On Jul 27, 2018 |
Hmm 1 Like
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