TYPES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN SOME OF THE DEPARTMENTS IN FUNAI: . #By_kissval

*Pls Don't take it personal

#ANATOMY*: Their girls always looking sharp, cute and neat with their lab coat, but by the time u set ur eyes on their guys u will become discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants on earth.


#Physiology*: Students found in this department both the girls and the boys are believed to be advanced community secondary school students searching for green pastures in the university with their Lab coat..

#BIOCHEM_Chem STUDENTS:* Students found in this department are believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too know) in secondary school,always galavating round the school premises looking like hungry teachers that have not received their salaries for about 8 years plus.

#Business_Admin*: Only the name will give u a little Idea to where I am coming from. They are the chief noise makers found in the university. Evolution made it known that they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred to continue their good work in the university.

#ACCOUNTANCY:* Though the guys are sweeter than their girls. U will concur with me that some shapes have been discovered by scientist barley looking at the legs of some girls like C. Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape etc.

#Animal_Science*: Their department is like onion..It will make u cry. If u are under this discipline please clap for yourselves. It is not easy joor. .

#MICROBIOLOGY-.. LOLS THIS IS WHERE YOU FIND ME Yes there are fine girls in this department but they are believed to exist only in the early 60's. Their guys are now frustrated to the extent some are now doing change of course not minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo or sweeping and packing... We die here

#Banking_and_finance: They call themselves the great wisdomite but yet they are been duped in school. Do me a favour please gerrarahia.

#Christian_Religion_student's: Great course, great students, well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like ''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the university'' pharoah please let my people go'

#POLITICAL_SCIENCE:* guys found in this discipline are very tall but mainly arm robbers and lazy people... There galz are beautiful and can party for africa...no wonder politicians are like that.. It is from their course gene.

#Mathematics_and_statistics:* They are quite intelligent but boastful. Always feeling like without them nothing moves. Big heads. Combining their heads together u will make a good okada seat. ���� (Boss Uhzi I sight u)

#HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always wearing one type of cloth to school all the time.

#MASS_COMMUNICATION:* Girls found in this department are believed to be the cutest in the university. Its like they admit students according to looks because It will be hard for u to see a being that is ugly there. But there guys is nothing to write home about... Looking very dirty and unkept.

#Biology__Biotechnology*: They are the most populated in university history with block heads and hippy female students. Always making noise in class.

#Philosophy*: Joyfully Admitted but they don't know where they are heading to in respect to the course they are studying. Ask one the meaning of philosophy and see definition that will make u fall down and die..

#Economics:* Bursty girls with manageable boys... will u blame them after all that is what the are studying.

#Medical_biochemistry:* Filled with Indigenous and Industrious cute students. So sophisticated and brainy. But they are very boring and hungry looking.

#Medicine_and_Surgery*: They are the Ajebos in campus. Very very brilliant. Always gossiping in class.
The rate of their gossiping has eaten much of their flesh to the extent they are now looking like expired recharge cards.

#COMPUTER_SCIENCE:* Filled with Good looking well educated cyber hackers and criminals that will do anyting to sort their lives out after examination.. The gals are always looking like bouncers and school mothers

#Fine_Art* Good students that needs help in future...without seeing what to draw to earn money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods of ikwo.

#ENGLISH_AND_LITERALLY_STUDIES:* Always carrying dictionary that looks like book of life"" yet they release atomic Blunders... Their boys are just like Bobrisky... The female control the guys like remote in class.. Their girls can form slay queen but they are the worst dummies in school....

#Engineering Students..--* I just tire for these set of people.. Empty head but dey claim to be the brightest in school...I weep for ladies in dis department morning , day and night, dey are in the midst of hungry looking guys wearing boot..

#Agricultural student's--* Your help is in the name of the lord... Its well..always carrying shovel and rake round the school, looking like Lawma workers..

#Theater art:* lolssssss the ladies in this department will just be forming mercy Johnson. Common Gst, they can not pass in peace
As for the guys, I have nothing to tell u.. Just Continue looking at the gals


#Linguistic:* beautiful slay queens with guys looking like bobrisky

#Sociology:* This department is very funny with very short girls who have sworn never to grow tall. seems the guys no longer believe in what they are studying, most of them are switching to modeling, politics and Music *Aguero Banks Nation* I sight you bro

#Criminology*: Tell me your course and I will tell you who you are. Criminology kwa

#Psychology*: The girls in this department are very cute and tall,. The guys are the problem. always high on drugs and weed...someone told me the guys are just practicalising madness to know if it is real

(Kissval)

lalasticlala biko f.p..

laughing @History. Those peep in dat deep Faculty of Arts dey try well.History, philosophy, linguistics, English nah one jind hell course. As for Acc,Bus Adm,Banking/ F.U dnt need to struggle b4 you pass.Engineering/ science dept ,may God help the dumb ones there.