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Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 9:41pm On Jun 17, 2010
babaearly:

whats this kaita nonsense? grow up folks.

all the players are all kaitas so y are you peeps making so much noise.

Haba babaearly! As if you no know say na so e suppose be! We have to find humour in this downfall, otherwise Kaita may end up like Columbia's Andres Escobar. Remember him?

Escobar caused Columbia to lose (through an own-goal) in the '94 World Cup. . .The gunman shouted "Goal" for each of the 12 fatal bullets fired at him when he returned to Columbia!!!

Naija nor dey do dat kain tin (I hope), but we MUST yab!!!
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jun 17, 2010
men pls i no fit stop to dey laugh here i don read his facebook which people made

1. katia played like some one who plays under the bridge in lagos for 500 naria

2 We need to lock you inside room and blow 10,000 Vuvuzelas into your head!

3. mallam, aboki, yerima, malu,

4. You are the bomb,Kaita!!!, I think they need you in Iraq more than Nigeria!!!, But I no blame you!!!, Oh!! That reminds me,Stevens Seagal needs a personal assistant! Apply!!
VERY FUNNY

5. See your life, yor face dey yahoo for bad, The worstred card foul, slowpoke.

6. OLOSHI, OLODO, OLORIBURUKU, How much did the Greek pay you to make that kind of advance fraud?, Guy do the right thing. Just use acid drink Otapiapia and hang ur self in your hotel room tonight. RIP in advance

7. Apart from you all the nigeria players na wah. E be like say them Bleep south African girls till dawn cus yakubu,osaze and the rest nor play anything

http://www.facebook.com/Sanikaita
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Ziggyjoel(f): 9:46pm On Jun 17, 2010
canuck:

Haba babaearly! As if you no know say na so e suppose be! We have to find humour in this downfall, otherwise Kaita may end up like Columbia's Andres Escobar. Remember him?

Escobar caused Columbia to lose (through an own-goal) in the '94 World Cup. . .The gunman shouted "Goal" for each of the 12 fatal bullets fired at him when he returned to Columbia!!!

Naija nor dey do dat kain tin (I hope), but we MUST yab!!!

shocked NiCE YARN JOO! I LOVE NIGERIANS!
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by OAM4J: 9:48pm On Jun 17, 2010
Canuck  grin grin grin grin grin grin Ohhhhhhh Canuck  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

please dont kaitalize my ribs o  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 9:49pm On Jun 17, 2010
190:

I will kaitarize your face with 6 sound kaita slaps just now if u dont shut up!

Heheheheheheeeeee. . .Only Kaitarize as a means of LAST RESORT, after all diplomatic entreaties, small fireams, heavy artillery and tomahawk missiles have failed  cheesy
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Akuviv: 9:50pm On Jun 17, 2010
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I think we deserve this dose of laughter after the heart break from Kaita! But why Lars no start with Martins and Osaze?  angry angry angry

At poster: U worry no be small
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by mayorme(m): 9:51pm On Jun 17, 2010
Y'll need to go to his page on facebook n see d rain of curses, i can' t lafff
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Newest: 9:52pm On Jun 17, 2010
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Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jun 17, 2010
lmao, lmao, lmao, ! i hope dis thread does not KAITA my dreams tonight oh, cos i plan on dreaming about vincent enyama tonight, !!!
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jun 17, 2010
Akuviv:

I think we deserve this dose of laughter after the heart break from Kaita! But why Lars no start with Martins and Osaze?  angry angry angry

Did Kaita steal your glasses too?
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by mrofficial(m): 9:54pm On Jun 17, 2010
Next time, he will think like every other tribe in Naija and not think like his people. mchewww.

Every housa in that team should be dismissed.

@canuck, you self e don do you naah  grin You can talk ooo. lol.

Well, me self don miss yarn when i dey sleep today, when ma babe call me, na rubbish i dey talk cos Kaita catch me. Thank God, before i wake the sickness don go.
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by hollyjolly: 9:57pm On Jun 17, 2010
heheeeeeeeeeeee,your guys have taken the pain from me am so glad am on N/l,am rolling on the floor with laughter,poor guy how i wish he can see what is going on here
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by lizzybabe1(f): 9:58pm On Jun 17, 2010
davidylan:

Did Kaita steal your glasses too?

LOL, he probably has Kaitaract in his eyes. That is Kaitastrophic.
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by babaowo: 9:59pm On Jun 17, 2010
nahhhhhhhhh whaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 10:01pm On Jun 17, 2010
mr.official:

@canuck, you self e don do you naah  grin You can talk ooo. lol.

@ mr.official I am a man a mission to alleviate the pain inflicted on Nigerians by KAITA.

As evidence that this is working, see below  cheesy


hollyjolly:

heheeeeeeeeeeee,your guys have taken the pain from me am so glad am on N/l,am rolling on the floor with laughter,poor guy how i wish he can see what is going on here

OAM4J:

Canuck grin grin grin grin grin grin Ohhhhhhh Canuck grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
please dont kaitalize my ribs o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


That's why I do what I do!  grin
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by babaowo: 10:05pm On Jun 17, 2010
i think all yoruba in this forum should know
what kaita means i n yoruba languge.so
the guy did according to his name meaning
in yoruba language.
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jun 17, 2010
lizzybabe1:

LOL, he probably has Kaitaract in his eyes. That is Kaitastrophic.

Dont mind him, his pain must have been of kaitaclysmic proportions.
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by lizzybabe1(f): 10:07pm On Jun 17, 2010
Kaita is a Nairaland member. Seun please delete his account:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=186503
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Elpieda: 10:07pm On Jun 17, 2010
Ni Oruko Jesu esu ko ni KAITA ona mi, AMIN o
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by bawomolo(m): 10:11pm On Jun 17, 2010
davidylan:

Dont mind him, his pain must have been of kaitaclysmic proportions.

okay now, cease and desist before giving me kaitac arrest
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by mrofficial(m): 10:15pm On Jun 17, 2010
Embarrassed player's costly foul

"Sani Kaita of Nigeria commits the World Cup's silliest infraction yet, one blogger says."

http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Kaita-s-red-card-could-be-this-World-Cup-s-worst?urn=sow,249204#mwpphu-container


Kaita, you are finished.

This is the only cure.  grin grin grin

Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by honeric01(m): 10:17pm On Jun 17, 2010
If Kaita is now Kaitaract, kaitaclysmic  e.t.c, what then should we call Rooney, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Ribery, Totti, Henry .e.t.c?

Can these names be added to the dictionary too?

Abeg make una leave that man alone, the spell is working and you lot can't understand. lipsrsealed
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by papaejima2: 10:18pm On Jun 17, 2010
For the first time since the match, I find myself laughing after reading this thread.

If this Kaita, na oyinbo he for don commit suicide.
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Medlabgirl: 10:21pm On Jun 17, 2010
lizzybabe1:

LOL, he probably has Kaitaract in his eyes. That is Kaitastrophic.

Pleeaaassseee; abeg una, I am off work sick; please don't kill me grin grin grin grin grin, AH HAHAHAHA; pls oooooh!!! grin grin grin
U GO CANUCK!!! U ROCK
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Fiscabally(m): 10:23pm On Jun 17, 2010
Dis thread na d bomb,laff dom wound n heal ma pain 4 here o
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by mimon79(m): 10:26pm On Jun 17, 2010
Da,this tread don cause running belle 4me. Make i go Kaka,oh sorry i mean "Kaita",first. I dey come wit my main post n a jiff, ahhh! Let me wit dat Doink! 4 1min&2 sec,dats all i ask.
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jun 17, 2010
honeric01:

If Kaita is now Kaitaract, kaitaclysmic  e.t.c, what then should we call Rooney, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Ribery, Totti, Henry .e.t.c?

Can these names be added to the dictionary too?

Abeg make una leave that man alone, the spell is working and you lot can't understand. lipsrsealed

kaitaristic traits of those who lack a sense of humor.
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by mamagee3(f): 10:32pm On Jun 17, 2010
K- Karate
A- Asswipe
I- influencing
T- Teammates
A- Arrogantly.

The guy is a real example of the word "Daft" :
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(m): 10:33pm On Jun 17, 2010
davidylan:

kaitaristic traits of those who lack a sense of humor.

Three Gbosas for davidylan!

But honeric01 na korrect guy sha. . .fine-boi-no-pimples cheesy
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by binigurl07: 10:33pm On Jun 17, 2010
(X_X) no comment
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by lynxnoon(m): 10:34pm On Jun 17, 2010
RFLMAO!!!!
am telling u; if i see that kaita guy i will personally MUTALLAB him for KAITAING naija n esp enyama's efforts angry angry
Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by dtwsola(m): 10:36pm On Jun 17, 2010
Must all these unfunny jokes be posted ad nauseum? We get it. Kaita f*cked up. We are already suffering enough due to our piss poor football team. Now you wan kill us with dry yans.

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