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A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by misterani(m): 10:43pm On Jun 18, 2010 |
[b]Element : Woman Symbol : wo Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary from 93 to 280 Discoverer : Adam Occurrence : Copius quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in suburban and rural areas. Known to occuur in small, highly concentrated deposits in Urban areas (see Shopping Mall). Physical properties : 1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches, handle with care. 5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points. Chemical properties : 1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum, and and many of the precious stones. 2. May explode spontaneously if left alone. 3. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but displays a certain amount of increased activity when saturated with alcohol. 5. Repels cheap material, neutral to common sense. 6. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man. Uses : 1. Highly ornamental, esp. in sports cars. 2. Can greatly improve relaxation levels. 3. Can warm and comfort under certain circumstances. 4. Can cool things down when it's too hot. Tests : 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in a natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Caution : 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling. 2. Illegal to posses more than one. (Dangerous also.)[/b] |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by EfemenaXY: 10:49pm On Jun 18, 2010 |
Na wa o! - wetin we do u now?? @poster, u don finish us no be small!! but I have to admit - excellent joke!! |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by Dyt(f): 9:19am On Jun 19, 2010 |
a round of applause for mr poster |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by oludayomi(f): 3:36pm On Jun 22, 2010 |
wat is it, in anyway am hapi 2 b one |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by lysaa(f): 4:04pm On Jun 22, 2010 |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by misterani(m): 4:47pm On Jun 22, 2010 |
so?? i should delete it? |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by dani1luv: 6:46am On Jun 23, 2010 |
Female Bashing |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by lysaa(f): 11:18am On Jun 23, 2010 |
na im make u dey show ya abnormal 42 teeth? |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by dani1luv: 12:15pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Nor mind me jorh. .na 9jeria I dey take style hail. . as for this bashing. .I feel you jorh. . lysaa. .abi you dey exhibit the physical properties |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by lysaa(f): 12:44pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Just possess high affinity to bond with Manium. |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by KennyG6(m): 1:13pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
nice one, |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by eendy(f): 2:02pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Really nice. |
Re: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
In fairness, you came up with a fantastic analysis. Nice Joke! |
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