A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

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Lol, the wife outsmarted the husband, im sure he will go home before 7 pm in that case.

@ Poster: Nice one!

Cool! - I looooooooooove this joke!!

Nice 1 @poster 

Wise woman.

nice one

Very nice joke.

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I likie

She won kill the husband b4 his time every 7.clock. so u guyz should not lay rule if u no won die. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

wiser than so called men.

Lol. Tit for tat!

mitchyy:

Lol. bosom for tat!

all this NL sensorship sef aha i'm sure she meant t.i.t 4 tat and not bosom for tat! agggggggggggggghhh

I dunno wen *** for tat became an uncensored word.

mitchyy:

I dunno wen *** for tat became an uncensored word.