As seen on twitter

https://amazgist.com.ng/blog/church-bans-women-wearing-trousers-and-hijab-from-accessing-an-atm-stationed-in-their-premises/

Their church, their ATM and their business.

Jesus never used an ATM machine so how can this Speedy Darlington incarnate know he wasn't like this?

Does he remember Jesus stole a donkey & rode into Jerusalem?

Donkey didn't belong to him. That morning while strolling, Jesus saw the Master giving specific instructions to the shepherd guarding the donkey that he'll send two servants to retrieve the donkey later in the day.

Then being a wise-ass, Jesus instructed his zombie disciples to go tell the shepherd "The Master sent them".
The shepherd released the donkey without knowing it wasn't the real Master who sent them.

Jesus was just a plain thief.


Later that day, the Master returned and couldn't find his donkey, he had the shepherd put to death. The Bible didn't tell you that part did it?