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I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Newsmania: 10:51am On Aug 09, 2018
This American lady and mother of one, Precious Pork, has left many stunned on social media after she took to her Facebook page to write: '15 years ago, I remember saying ewwww I'll never suck a d**k, now I'm a whole vacuum cleaner.'

From Zenithnaija.com

See her post below.

https://zenithnaija.com/15-years-ago-i-remember-saying-ewww-ill-never-suck-a-dk-now-im-a-whole-vacuum-cleaner-pretty-lady/


cc: Lalasticlala farano dominique

Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Olalan(m): 10:53am On Aug 09, 2018
Just stating the obvious fact of most ladies now........ finding a faithful girl now is like seeking a virgin in a maternity ward

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by amaniro: 11:06am On Aug 09, 2018
you see your lifeangryi told your parents to abort you! angrygrin

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by kushercain: 11:10am On Aug 09, 2018
Any thing for attention sad no more values undecided




GTFOH bitch!!!!!!

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by kingxsamz(m): 11:34am On Aug 09, 2018
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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Shegzy8(m): 11:37am On Aug 09, 2018
When some girls here are ambassadors to loli pop
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by pocohantas(f): 11:47am On Aug 09, 2018
Olalan:
Just stating the obvious fact of most ladies now........ finding a faithful girl now is like seeking a virgin in a maternity ward

What is unfaithful about giving her man a blow.job?

What exactly is wrong with you??!

Coming out to loud it is unacceptable, but it is the reality of lots of people's sexual lives. Has nothing to do with unfaithfulness.

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 11:50am On Aug 09, 2018
Life has different stages; one minute you are running away from prick, the next minute you can't get enough of it.

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by donbachi(m): 12:10pm On Aug 09, 2018
na so my friend go carry one girl come him house yrs back,dem enter house,my guy come tell d girl to work on nam...naim d girl put my guy chairman 4 mouth,dey work.10mins later,she bite off my guy chairman...my guy no fit use him chairman again till date....d girl dey suffer epilepsy.

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Headlesschicken(m): 12:43pm On Aug 09, 2018
undecided d fact that gals can now come online to brag bout dia sexual activities like dey were preaching d gospel,shows that d world is closer to an end,than getting better...

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by sniper619(m): 1:19pm On Aug 09, 2018
amaniro:
you see your lifeangryi told your parents to abort you! angrygrin
Mehn Lols I can't die with laugh ooo you too wicked
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Prognose: 1:28pm On Aug 09, 2018
Shameless.
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by lenghtinny(m): 1:46pm On Aug 09, 2018
Olalan:
Just stating the obvious fact of most ladies now........ finding a faithful girl now is like seeking a virgin in a maternity ward


This has got nothing to do with loyalty but it has everything to do with stupidity angry

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 2:20pm On Aug 09, 2018
I have this feeling I need a vaccum cleaner sad
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nbote(m): 4:37pm On Aug 09, 2018
Some ppl commenting have no idea what she meant.. Anyways Most gals are like.. Dey are always like eeeeewwww!! at first and den once dey get d hang of it, dey want to nibble at it all d tym and before U know it u are trying to climb d walls with ur back

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 4:42pm On Aug 09, 2018
She's pathetically proud of being a vacuum cleaner undecided
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nightmareo07: 5:52pm On Aug 09, 2018
pocohantas:


What is unfaithful about giving her man a blow.job?

What exactly is wrong with you??!

Coming out to loud it is unacceptable, but it is the reality of lots of people's sexual lives. Has nothing to do with unfaithfulness.

Ur name is POCOHANTAS what more do we say? grin

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by farem: 6:25pm On Aug 09, 2018
Olalan:
Just stating the obvious fact of most ladies now........ finding a faithful girl now is like seeking a virgin in a maternity ward

It's very much possible! Nurses, doctors and other auxiliaries can make it happen.
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by pocohantas(f): 6:49pm On Aug 09, 2018
Nightmareo07:


Ur name is POCOHANTAS what more do we say? grin

Is there something I don't know about my username?

I love the Disney film, Pocahontas, that's why I chose this username.
I only spelt it this way to avoid unnecessary mentions. It seems there is something I don't know. You ain't the first to insinuate this.
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 6:59pm On Aug 09, 2018
She dey lick off d sperm join. Ode
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nightmareo07: 7:44pm On Aug 09, 2018
pocohantas:


Is there something I don't know about my username?

I love the Disney film, Pocahontas, that's why I chose this username.
I only spelt it this way to avoid unnecessary mentions. It seems there is something I don't know. You ain't the first to insinuate this.

Yes miss smiley.
Disney films.

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by fatiscoproduct: 8:00pm On Aug 09, 2018
[Wonderful!!!! Lesson learnt quote author=donbachi post=70123966]na so my friend go carry one girl come him house yrs back,dem enter house,my guy come tell d girl to work on nam...naim d girl put my guy chairman 4 mouth,dey work.10mins later,she bite off my guy chairman...my guy no fit use him chairman again till date....d girl dey suffer epilepsy.[/quote]

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Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by pafo(m): 8:00pm On Aug 09, 2018
Congratulations!

Its really not as repulsive as some girls make it.

Just start with the tip and lick like a lollipop.

It will grow on you eventually until you cannot do without some strong lolly! grin grin
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 9:47pm On Aug 09, 2018
pocohantas:


Is there something I don't know about my username?

I love the Disney film, Pocahontas, that's why I chose this username.
I only spelt it this way to avoid unnecessary mentions. It seems there is something I don't know. You ain't the first to insinuate this.

Like Poca, You like Johns (John is a slang for...)
I'm just trolling
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 09, 2018
pocohantas:


Is there something I don't know about my username?

I love the Disney film, Pocahontas, that's why I chose this username.
I only spelt it this way to avoid unnecessary mentions. It seems there is something I don't know. You ain't the first to insinuate this.

Like Poca, You like Johns (John is a slang for...)
You also like weed and lsd (all the colours of the rainbow)
I'm just trolling
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by alterswerve(m): 9:57pm On Aug 09, 2018
pafo:
Congratulations!

Its really not as repulsive as some girls make it.

Just start with the tip and lick like a lollipop.

It will grow on you eventually until you cannot do without some strong lolly! grin grin

Erection
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by profeazy: 10:34pm On Aug 09, 2018
pocohantas:


Is there something I don't know about my username?

I love the Disney film, Pocahontas, that's why I chose this username.
I only spelt it this way to avoid unnecessary mentions. It seems there is something I don't know. You ain't the first to insinuate this.

Hunting a poke? I'm also just trolling.
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by hi3: 4:38am On Aug 10, 2018
Never say never with ladies. They make rules by themselves and break it by themselves

I can't date a short guy...yinmu
I can't suck a dikc.....na lie
I don't do sex on first date.....story
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by MissRaine69(f): 4:54am On Aug 10, 2018
If you suck like a vacuum cleaner you are clearly doing it wrong!
Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by Martin0(m): 6:33am On Aug 10, 2018
MissRaine69:
If you suck like a vacuum cleaner you are clearly doing it wrong!

wrong? so? how's right?

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