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10 Differences Between Men & Women by misterani(m): 1:40pm On Jun 22, 2010
[b]1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item
he wants. A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn’t
want.
2. A woman worries about the
future until she gets a husband. A
man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you
must understand him a lot & love
him a little. To be happy with a
woman you must love her a lot &
not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than
single men - but married men are
a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget
his mistakes - there’s no use in
two people remembering the
same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking
as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the
night.
8. A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t. A man marries a woman
expecting that she won’t change &
she does.
9. A woman has the last word in
any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man
doesn’t understand a woman -
before marriage & after marriage.[/b]

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Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by Acidosis(m): 1:45pm On Jun 22, 2010
Interesting!
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by lysaa(f): 1:47pm On Jun 22, 2010
LOL. We're so much different that's why we're compatible.

That pic is funny. .so nerdy couple.
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by teebla(m): 1:57pm On Jun 22, 2010
i lov that baby
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by lysaa(f): 2:52pm On Jun 22, 2010
hmm?
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by AngelRalph: 3:05pm On Jun 22, 2010
Misterani, na waa o. Where did u get these true facts. Kudos to u.
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by olulogbon: 3:12pm On Jun 22, 2010
you try.
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by emperor93j: 1:44am On Jul 11, 2010
Interestin!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by Nobody: 6:04am On Jul 11, 2010
misterani:

[i][b]1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item
he wants. A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn’t
want.

2. A woman worries about the
future until she gets a husband. A
man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.

4. To be happy with a man you
must understand him a lot & love
him a little. To be happy with a
woman you must love her a lot &
not try to understand her at all.


7. Men wake up as good-looking
as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the
night.
LOL those are facts grin grin grin grin
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by StudioCFR(m): 7:59am On Jul 12, 2010
mtchew
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by cbase: 8:20am On Jul 12, 2010
Wehctm
Re: 10 Differences Between Men & Women by skyndyp(f): 12:26pm On Jul 12, 2010
No.8 is so true. Me likey kiss kiss

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