oyo lo wa

I believe you

Na champions league we go carry

u no dey tire for computer?

therefore there's no matser

skeen

I c

playing nko?

aND wHat maKEs yOu tHiNk tHe gAmE hAsN't bEeN oVeR?

We??

yeah u roll down the stairs when i kick u

LOL
I like to dey form like person way no dey shit

You sound like an insecticide ad

yeah life is a Dog

smileken,

i dont wait for the game to be over to see who the master is. I dominate b4 the game starts

that can either mean 2 things,
1-pc freak
2-workaholic

u've been a princess like forever, when are u going to be queen?

yes! you said that you were saying nothing

any-which-way, as long as there is a killing 

yes I'm listening but I havn't heard anything

is that ur full name or what?

who told u you were a princess

my crazy secetary

ur shyte sef na da bomb!

you no fit talk na
shebi you dey do banbiala for maryland roundabout

I don't answer shadows, i talk to real people

U seem confused

I dont think that far,

wait till u run out of batteries, or PHCN takes light

ok,wat ever that means. . .

Thats how u keep decieving urself

bunch of lazy employees u have here!

one's calling his gf and running up a bill

the second's sending mail to his mother

the third's actually the most honest and least wasteful - he's spending quality time in dream land

very efficient organization u've got there. thumbs up!