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Sleeping Problems by femionasan(m): 12:02pm On Mar 30, 2007
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.

"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over."

"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."

A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"

"I don't understand how that could be," said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"

"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one, it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
Re: Sleeping Problems by 2Angels1: 4:40pm On May 02, 2010
Omigosh this joke is good the blonde is a silly goose grin
Re: Sleeping Problems by bighead1(m): 11:40pm On May 02, 2010
dumb blonde
Re: Sleeping Problems by 1stknight(m): 6:20pm On May 03, 2010
grin Omg!
Re: Sleeping Problems by kodylicky(f): 9:03am On May 04, 2010
lol
silly blonde
Re: Sleeping Problems by koolpal(m): 11:16am On May 04, 2010
olodooo ni oooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sleeping Problems by kenypumpin: 12:04pm On May 04, 2010
lol opolo e wa labe ese e tongue tongue smiley

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