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Labour Pains by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jun 26, 2010
A happily married couple having their first baby were invited to make

use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's

labour pains to the Baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both

were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the

husband felt nothing.



So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt

fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it

up to 50 percent. Still there was no reaction.



The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife

delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and

the doctor were ecstatic.







When they got home, the gardener was lying almost dead at the gate…….







, THE REAL FATHER
Re: Labour Pains by Esedendo(m): 9:56pm On Jun 26, 2010
Bad guy, breeze don blow, fowl yansh don open, lol
Re: Labour Pains by EfemenaXY: 12:42am On Jun 27, 2010
Ouch!! shocked

Nice 1 @ poster!! smiley
Re: Labour Pains by KennyG6(m): 2:39pm On Jun 27, 2010
wowwwwwwwwwww, grin
Re: Labour Pains by bibs(f): 3:33pm On Jun 27, 2010
huh?
Re: Labour Pains by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jun 27, 2010
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I like this joke grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Labour Pains by bighead1(m): 1:26am On Jun 28, 2010
modafuka him dey shuk the oga wife
Re: Labour Pains by eros(m): 2:41pm On Jun 28, 2010
MrPrsdent:

A happily married couple having their first baby were invited to make

use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's

labour pains to the Baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both

were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the

husband felt nothing.



So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt

fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it

up to 50 percent. Still there was no reaction.



The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife

delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and

the doctor were ecstatic.



When they got home, the gardener was lying almost dead at the gate…….



, THE REAL FATHER

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

And to think that oga thought he was the real boss
Re: Labour Pains by folly69(m): 3:24pm On Jun 28, 2010
@ poster very very old joke bt still ok.
Re: Labour Pains by oludayomi(f): 2:04pm On Jun 29, 2010
nice one. funny hw some lady cn just open deir legs 2 evry dog dat cums barking
Re: Labour Pains by Mauricemoh: 10:32pm On Jun 29, 2010
All you unfaithful women be careful, one day yawa go gas

www.jokesvillage..com
Re: Labour Pains by Nobody: 8:46am On Jun 30, 2010
Mauricemoh:

All you unfaithful women be careful, one day yawa go gas

www.jokesvillage..com

always !

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