The Loser Awards: The best and worst of the teams already out of World Cup 2010

Best goal: Fabio Quagliarella (Italy v. Slovakia)
The Italian narrowly edges out Siphiwe Tshabalala’s opening day strike against Mexico, which got the tournament off to the best possible start.
But the Napoli man’s 25-yard chipped effort steals it, despite its ultimate irrelevance, for it's undeniable quality.

Worst blunder: Zdravko Kuzmanovic (Serbia v. Ghana)
The Stuttgart man proved himself a pillock of the highest order when he — after only just coming on as a substitute — palmed the ball away inside his box under no direct pressure to hand (geddit?) Ghana all three points in the two countries' opening game.

Zinedine Zidane sponsored award for best random act of violence: Sani Kaita (Nigeria v. Greece)

The midfielder catered his country’s World Cup downfall with an inexplicable moment of madness in the first half of the game against Greece.
Already 1-0 up, Kaita’s push and kick on the undeserving Vassilis Torosidis earned him his marching orders, and changed the face of the game — and his country’s tournament.

Best manager: Ricki Herberts (New Zealand)
Widely expected to be the tournament’s whipping boys, the All Whites — complete with a number of amateurs who have full-time jobs as bankers and the like — proved themselves to be a disciplined and effective unit who did themselves and their country proud (unlike the bankers of many countries in recent times, ironically).

Never beaten, they were just a bit of luck away from an astonishing second round appearance. And not one of them even tried to pick up the ball and run with it.

Worst manager: Raymond Domenech (France)
Edging out the equally mundane Paul le Guen (what is it with French managers?), Domenech steals the crown through the small matter of managing to inspire a full-on squad revolt.
The French agonised for months over whether Domenech should have been sacked before the tournament — they have their answer now.

Best hosts: South Africa
At least they will always win this award. Bafana Bafana might not have made it to the knockout rounds, the first time a host has made such a failure, but they acquitted themselves and set up the remainder of the tournament to be an overwhelming success.

Best display of synchronised dejection: Italy

Also picked up the award for worst defence of the title, a prize they had been pencilled in for nearly four years, the Azzurri really wowed audiences with the ability to defend in harmony, as Cannavaro and De Rossi demonstrate (right).
From early on it was clear they were all ready to take whatever abuse was going to come their way. And with positioning like that, is it any wonder they struggled — even against teams of the quality of New Zealand and Slovakia?

The Chris Iwelumo award for worst miss: Yakubu (Nigeria v. South Korea)
The forward enjoys a decent reputation in English football, but he didn’t do his worldwide reputation any good with a glaring miss from all of three yards against South Korea in a game his side needed to win to progress.
In other circumstances, how the Nigerian managed to divert a well-weighted pass wide of the near post might have been mock celebrated. But in a World Cup, it was unforgivably bad.

Best start: North Korea (v. Brazil)
Narrowly edging out Switzerland’s defeat of Spain (which might be more deserving because, y’know, they won), North Korea’s performance against Brazil was something of a joy to behold. No one quite knew what to expect ahead of the tournament, but they surprised with their work ethic and ability.
They worked diligently against the best side in the world, and were frustrating them successfully until finally beaten by a goal that may or may not have been deliberate (let's go with not, if only because Maicon is insufferably good).
They even scored a goal of their own, a memorable achievement. If somehow Kim Jong-Il didn't see the rest of their games, they might even return as heroes,

Worst start: Australia
The Socceroos were somewhat unlucky to come against a vibrant and prepared German side in the opening game, and went down 2-0 pretty quickly without doing too much wrong. Then Tim Cahill was sent off for a soft challenge — not the first or last time a ridiculous refereeing decision was made in the group stages — and things went from bad to worst.
A 4-0 defeat left then firmly on the ropes, it’s a credit to the team that they almost (but only almost) got back up. Like it's a credit to Craig Moore that he only looked ten years past his best.

Best display of confidence: Jong Tae-Se (North Korea v. Brazil)
The ‘Asian Wayne Rooney’ announced himself on the world stage before the tournament not with his football, but with his proclaimation that he would definitely score against Brazil in their opening World Cup game.
So it was a surprise to see him, during the anthems before the game, crying his way through them like 1990 Paul Gascoigne on heat.
It was a move that didn't exactly scream 'confidence', more 'Oh my God what was I thinking?!?!'
Nevertheless it was a great moment of the tournament, displaying more raw emotion than we will likely see until the tournament winner is finally crowned.
Just a shame he couldn't score. On the plus side, that makes him exactly like the real Wayne Rooney,

Best fans: North Korea
Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il ruled that the entire team couldn't come home unless they won at least three of these awards, so let's throw them a bone.
And you've got to admit, their fans were pretty good. Even if they were reportedly paid Chinese actors.

Worst luck: Slovenia
Swings and roundabouts it may be (they were very fortunate to win their opener against Algeria) but Slovenia’s tournament demise was very unfortunate.
Having held England to a 1-0 defeat, Matjaz Kek’s side were scraping through to the knockout rounds (a fantastic achievement) until Landon Donovan’s last-gasp goal knocked them out.
In one moment, the Slovenes saw their glory ripped from them in the cruellest manner. To have it done by a country that doesn't even call it 'football' must make it hurt all the more.

The Sarah Palin award for worst campaign: Cameroon
Three defeats in three games from a group they might reasonably have expected to escape from, especially considering the quality of the players involved.
After their exit, manager Le Guen was quick to imply blame for the disaster was with his players, while some players were less coy in blaming their boss.
The conclusion? They’re all to blame.

Best drama: France
Usually LOST would win this category quite comfortably, but that's finished and Entourage hasn't quite started again yet so France win by default. For all their problems, at least Les Bleus can comfort themselves with the knowledge that they were involved in one of the biggest controversies in World Cup history.
Not content with failing spectacularly to live up to their potential, Nicolas Anelka was sent home after insulting Domenech (pretty comprehensively, by all accounts), which then encouraged some players to go on a training strike.
There was even talk that they would not play against South Africa, which thankfully proved unfounded — they just lost to them instead. Nice.
Mystery, intrigue and tragedy, without a smoke monster in sight. That's impressive.

Follow-on award: Martin Luther King prize for using the right to free speech: Nicolas Anelka
"I have a dream, that one day, French strikers of dubious character will be able to abuse their managers with some of the most creative swearing known to man."

Worst gamble: Ivory Coast (v. Portugal)
Sven-Goran Eriksson, the man with the managerial Midas touch. Not because everything he touches turns to gold, but rather because he seems to have the ability to earn a lot of gold for touching very little.
Taking over the African side solely for this tournament, it was clear the game against Portugal was always going to be critical to their chances of progression.
So what did the Swede do? Kept his side defensive, playing for a draw and the possibility they could beat North Korea by more (and lose to Brazil by less) than their rivals to scrape through the group stage on goal difference.
How did that work out, then?

And the Oscar goes to,

Kader Keita (Ivory Coast v. Brazil)
Played the Brazilians at their own game (remember Rivaldo in 2002?) in effective style, managing to get Kaka sent off for little more than putting his arm out to cushion against an accidental impact.
Just a shame that it was a particular pointless move, considering Ivory Coast would probably have quite liked Kaka to play in Brazil’s game against Portugal — which they rather needed the Selecao to win if they were to progress.
They didn’t, and the Africans are out. Good work, Keita.

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