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61 Crazy Reasons Why You May Be Single by TheMenCode: 12:37am On Aug 30, 2018
1. can't control my craziness

2. I'm not brilliant

3. I'm waiting for my future husband to break up with his current girlfriend

4. I'm not handsome

5. I'm ugly

6. I'm enjoying my bachelorhood

7. I'm not ready and don't want to be liability to someone's son

8. I don't scam

9. My girlfriend and I fight every week

10. I'm a nice guy and not ready to change

11. I don't have 6 packs

12. I don't want to knee for any man

13. I'm not ready

14. Jesus was single all his life and went to heaven

15. I don't have beards

16. I don't want heartbreak

17. I'm not ready to settle down

18. I don't have a car

19. I can't be committed to one person

20. I don't have an Iphone

21. I'm still working on me

22. I have trust issues

23. No one believe I'm single

24. She left me for a rich guy

25. I don't want to waste my sperm

26. Too many feminist

27. No money, money is love

28. Fear of marriage

29. I choose to be single

30. I'm too young

31. I don't go out

32. My genotype is AS and can't get an AA woman

33. I'm stingy

34. I'm shy

35. I'm not able to drag Mr Left to Right

36. Waiting for the God's time

37. Girls don't take me serious

38. I met a girl on the gram, yet to see her real life

39. I fall in love with ladies that has a boyfriend

40. I don't know how to toast a woman

41. I don't have strength to search for women

42. Girls don't take me serious

43. Been single is cool

44. My dad want my elder brother to marry before I do

45. Waiting for my husband

46. The man I want, don't want me

46. I take relationship too serious

47. I'm attracted to unserious men who are not ready for a long term relationship

48. I'm tired of date – sex – breakup cycle

49. I only meet unserious women

50. Most ladies have same issues

51. I want to only date for fun

52. I like the men that don't like me

53. I'm yet to meet the man that 'gets it' and want to work through life with me

54. I'm not emotionally ready for a man

55. My crush disable his DM on Twitter

56. I meet guys who are usually after sex

57. My heart beat faster than normal once I dialed her phone number

58. I spent all days on my laptop

59. I love the tag single

60. I spent too much time working

61. Dating a girl in Lagos is very expensive

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Re: 61 Crazy Reasons Why You May Be Single by milemimi93(m): 1:41am On Aug 30, 2018
Bro, I want to remain single till I'm buried 6ft.
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Re: 61 Crazy Reasons Why You May Be Single by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:38am On Aug 30, 2018
See compilation....

You try......
Re: 61 Crazy Reasons Why You May Be Single by dingbang(m): 4:56am On Aug 30, 2018
grin
Re: 61 Crazy Reasons Why You May Be Single by Timagex(m): 5:34am On Aug 30, 2018
I saw myself there grin

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