The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Aso Rock villa
Abuja

Dear President Muhammadu Buhari

Expression of Interest to Purchase APC Presidential Nomination Form For 2019 Elections

I am a Nigerian who believe that truth be told, no matter how bitter. It is unfortunate that you still do not understand how you can raise N55m within a day for your APC presidential candidate nomination. I blame Aisha, who have not informed you of the simple way of raising this sum as she is very knowledgeable of this scheme. Ok, do not worry, I will pay for you!

All you need to do is to give me a note to CBN governor ... shey you understand! On the note, just ask Mr. Emefiele to sell $700,000 at N187/$ to me on credit, as I do not have the NGN equivalent now. Trust me, Mr. President, I will just sell the $700k in the black market at the rate of N360/$ with a proceed of N252m. By this, you and I would have made N121m profit after returning the "seed" money to Mr Emefiele, your good boy at CBN.

Armed with N121m, I will pay N55m to APC for your nomination form, Your BMC and BMO crew will be on hand to celebrate this feat by a patriotic Nigerian and a "Buharist". Since I am not the greedy type, I will again donate N10m to your campaign trust funds and use N15m to rent crowd at N300 per head to rent the air with Sai Baba at Eagle Square. A crowd of 53000 hungry Nigerians just to shout Sai baba for media recording would be easy. Leave that to me, Sarrki, Butterflyleo and NgeneUkwenu to manage. These guys are only to receive N30K each for crowd management and also litter NL with pictures of the event

Baba, for my idea, I should be allowed to keep the balance N30m. Atleast, for me to pull a crowd of 53000 people who we will advertise as having defected from PDP to APC is not a mean feat. Additionally, by this, you would have your form for free, since you are a Salary earner, your BMO and BMC will be enthused that a new shot has joined APC and more importantly, YOUR INTEGRITY REMAINS IMPECCABLE unlike others.

I hope you find my application acceptable as I await your earliest reply.

Your 2019 Presidential supporter,
Amitex

NB: This idea is Patented. Anyone caught discussing this in public risks DSS, EFCC and SARS action!

And This Emefiele is GEJ's left-over Legacy to PMB?

Great Idea

I will also contribute some undisclosed amount of money, for the purchase of Buhari's nomination form.

Baba Buhari has impressed Nigerian's with his style of leadership. He deserves another chance.

Sai Baba!!!

Zombie above

Lol......


Sarki Vs barcanista

lol, op you are the man

Amitez:


Dear President Muhammadu Buhari

Expression of Interest to Purchase APC Presidential Nomination Form For 2019 Elections

It is unfortunate that you still do not understand how you can raise N55m within a day for your APC presidential candidate nomination.

I blame Aisha, who have not informed you of the simple way of raising this sum as she is very knowledgeable of this scheme. Ok, do not worry, I will pay for you!

All you need to do is to give me a note to CBN governor ... shey you understand!

On the note, just ask Mr. Emefiele to sell $700,000 at N187/$ to me on credit, as I do not have the NGN equivalent now.

Trust me, Mr. President, I will just sell the $700k in the black market at the rate of N360/$ with a proceed of N252m.

By this, you and I would have made N121m profit after returning the "seed" money to Mr Emefiele, your good boy at CBN.

Armed with N121m, I will pay N55m to APC for your nomination form, Your BMC and BMO crew will be on hand to celebrate this feat by a patriotic Nigerian and a "Buharist".

Since I am not the greedy type, I will again donate N10m to your campaign trust funds and use N15m to rent crowd at N300 per head to rent the air with Sai Baba at Eagle Square.

A crowd of 53000 hungry Nigerians just to shout Sai baba for media recording would be easy.

Leave that to me, Sarrki, Butterflyleo and NgeneUkwenu to manage. These guys are only to receive N30K each for crowd management and also litter NL with pictures of the event

Baba, for my idea, I should be allowed to keep the balance N30m. Atleast, for me to pull a crowd of 53000 people who we will advertise as having defected from PDP to APC is not a mean feat.

Additionally, by this, you would have your form for free, since you are a Salary earner, your BMO and BMC will be enthused that a new shot has joined APC and more importantly, YOUR INTEGRITY REMAINS IMPECCABLE unlike others.

I don't think that I have laughed this much recently!!!

The BMCs cannot be as creative as this!

They are satisfied with N30,000 then from that N30,000, they will locate Buhari's billboard get one hungry Nigerian ask them to pose with it or kiss it then they pay the photographer

Lala, Mynd44 OP is looking for trouble

The zombies yaff suffer

This Op is Very Wicked Blv me