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Honeymoon Postcards by TeeJay6(m): 11:29am On Jul 01, 2010 |
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop”. Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans" Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size" She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways" Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA. The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted !!!! |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by EfemenaXY: 5:58pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
Oh-My-Gosh!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by babyme1(f): 4:35pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
OMG ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by StudioCFR(m): 8:46pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
See dem two mouth like fish own. @poster , weldone lol |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by EfemenaXY: 10:30pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
^^ try to make sense jor! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by Vic2k3(m): 7:36am On Sep 07, 2010 |
@op: i am vevvveeerrrrryyy happy 4 her 3rd daughter lol (maximum enjoyment) |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by Ubiero(f): 8:44am On Sep 07, 2010 |
Oh my Gosh. ![]() ![]() @first daughter- ![]() ![]() @second daughter- ![]() ![]() @third daughter- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by babyme1(f): 9:08am On Sep 07, 2010 |
Stud which of the husband is YOU ![]() |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by StudioCFR(m): 12:01pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
The one you've bin fasting and praying to god to give u as husband |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by EfemenaXY: 12:00am On Sep 11, 2010 |
^^ but you can dream eh? |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by bibs(f): 12:24pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
cool |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by ElementG(m): 12:27pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
@poster, nice one i love it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by Odunnu: 12:48pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Funny. U try postr |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by hectorswag(m): 1:19pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
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Re: Honeymoon Postcards by EfemenaXY: 3:12pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
why una dey resurrect old jokes sef?? abeg create new ones jor!! |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by Kunbee: 1:06am On Sep 12, 2010 |
Stale |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by bechex(m): 10:00pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
@ kunbee, no disrespect but, stale to u fresh to someone else and fresh to U, stale to someone else. Yeas I have read dis joke somewhere else before but it still brought a smile to my face reading it again. |
Re: Honeymoon Postcards by Kunbee: 10:28pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
I have a right to comment , dont i? ![]() ![]() |
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