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| I Am The Vampire Slayer. by xynerise: 10:23am On Jul 03, 2010 |
I had a dream, I was chased by a vampire and the only way to kill the vampire is to pee on it. What option do I have? I actually peed on the vampire and it died. I woke up sweating profusely and I notice I was sleeping on a wet mattress  . Well the most important thing is that I killed the vampire. |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by StudioCFR(m): 11:42am On Jul 03, 2010 |
Na craze? Were is the joke? |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by xynerise: 11:51am On Jul 03, 2010 |
Shine ur eyes and u go understand. I pee on the bed |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by StudioCFR(m): 11:57am On Jul 03, 2010 |
Lol |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by Dyt(f): 12:26pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
ode agbaya oshi |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by StudioCFR(m): 12:47pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
Ro'ra jor The guy offend u for dream? |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by Dyt(f): 12:55pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
comot mk i pass |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by jokingmary(m): 1:30pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
xynerise: WHAAAAT?  ok i see you pee for bed |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by Ben13: 1:39pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
Wicked bed-wetter  |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by EfemenaXY: 3:03pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
xynerise: word of advice: 1. Next time wear some nappies 2. That way you'll kill all the vampires and save urself the embarassment of bed-wetting  |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by tanimz(f): 5:12pm On Jul 03, 2010 |
Xynerise don dey crase, e don tey.  |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by bighead1(m): 12:44am On Jul 04, 2010 |
u got me laughing out loud |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by gidson12(m): 3:54am On Jul 04, 2010 |
xynerise:o.k! |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by mitchyy(f): 4:06am On Jul 04, 2010 |
You are not serious! |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by StudioCFR(m): 7:09am On Jul 04, 2010 |
But i am. That poster is on drugs. |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by nellaluv(f): 9:10am On Jul 04, 2010 |
This is funny .I've learnt not to urinate in dreamz no matter how pressed i am, 'cos its gonna be a disaster when i wake up. But poster vampire of all things, smh , agbaya oshi |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by Shalomcapa(m): 9:21am On Jul 04, 2010 |
Hmmm, @ poster, u try sha. |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by StudioCFR(m): 10:29am On Jul 04, 2010 |
Na me get dis joke, The poster pirate am. |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by nellaluv(f): 10:38am On Jul 04, 2010 |
Comot there jor, badbelle u be  |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by EfemenaXY: 10:53am On Jul 04, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Okay. . .so, u dey take style tell us say u still dey wet ur bed at night eh? hmmm?? |
| Re: I Am The Vampire Slayer. by xynerise: 5:21pm On Jul 04, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Efemena_xy:No mind the smeagol in no get word to say |
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