HOW EUROPEANS DESCRIBES THEIR PLACE TO YOU: my place is about 300 meters from elephant and castles, turn right at the round about and follow the A201 towards old Kent road and the first right is my street. The third apartment is my place*

HOW NIGERIANS DESCRIBE THEIR PLACE: *if you get to mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter, jump the gutter and corner left...do as if you are going right but be cornering left small small. Be going down until you see one place they are selling akara close to one mama put in front of one reedeem church, opposite were they use to throw away dustbin near one mango tree, you will see one mad man sitting under the mango tree.

Walk to the front and follow in between the primary school and the bet9ja shop till you reach then cross to the other side.
Just stand there and call me or ask the woman selling cigarette to direct you to my place!

lol

u wan kill me with laugh.