Someone just told a girl that she’s so ugly even if she swallowed magnets she won’t be attractive
*A slay queen died. Her family searched for the pictures they would use as her obituary, all the pictures she had ,she was either smoking shisha, bending legs or stretching her mouth. So they used her mother's pic and wrote "The Daughter of this Woman is dead"*
Why Do Men Always Suck The Left Boob Before The Right One?
See Them They Are All Trying To Remember Which One They Sucked First.
Dnt be sad when a bird craps on ur head
Be happy dat dogs cant fly
It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties r plural
Spiritual problem is wen u trek 10km 2work jxt 2get thr n realize dt u 4got d office key @home, so u managed 2trek bak home leavin ur heavy bag @d office doorstep...
On getin home, U realized dt d house key is in ur Bag u left in d Office Doorstep... U got upset, but had no choice, so u trekd bak 2d office again, pikd up ur bag angrily, n trekd ur way bak home again...
On getin home, u dipped ur hand in ur bag, onli 2 realize dt d office key was in ur bag...
Now u sit on d floor shouting... "Make una kuku kill me ooohhh!"
happy new weekAnyway my dad was coming from uk and the plane had a flat tire so they changing it in the air can u help me with 100 cedis, I will double it OK?
How can a guy without passports tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in the world? Where in the world has he been to? *
After my high school, I decided to go to a medical school. .At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the word:- _PNEIS_. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active .*
*Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While, those of us that wrote what you're thinking are now whatsapp group admins*
LWKMD
*Ibadan girls be like*
Am walking in power
Am walking in oracle
I leaf in rice of flavour
I know umuahia
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