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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by WartBumpKeloid: 5:14pm On Nov 09, 2020
BEYONCE REVEALS SHE HAS 80K HONEY BEES AT HER HOME

Living up to the title of Queen B, Beyoncé reveals that she has two actual beehives at her home.
Arguably the hardest working person in show business, Beyoncé's recent appearance in British Vogue revealed some interesting tidbits about the singer's future plans. Following nearly two decades of domination, it looks like she's planning on slowing down in foreseeable future to enjoy the family life and the fruits of her labor.

Bey offered plenty more insight into her life including an incredibly random tidbit of information about bees. We all know that she's Queen B to her dedicated fanbase, the BeyHive. Apparently, the name is much more literal than anyone might've expected. Beyonce explained that she owns beehives at her house that produce honey for her daughters.

"I know it’s random, but I have two beehives. Real ones. I’ve had them at my house for a while now. I have around 80,000 bees and we make hundreds of jars of honey a year. I started the beehives because my daughters, Blue and Rumi, both have terrible allergies, and honey has countless healing properties," she admitted before Edward Enninful noted, "So, you really are Queen B!" Evidently, Beyoncé has also been doing her part in protecting the bees.

It's been an incredibly busy year for Beyoncé whose cover of British Vogue was in support of her Ivy Park x Adidas collection. She also dropped off her Disney+ movie, Black Is King which served as the visual accompaniment to 2019's The Lion King: The Gift.

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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by IMC247: 4:23pm On Dec 30, 2020
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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by BlackSeedOil(m): 5:50am On Apr 13, 2021
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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by Blacksoap(m): 4:34pm On Jan 11, 2022
Why do I have genital warts but my partner doesn't?

Just because you can't see warts on your partner doesn't mean they don't have HPV. The infection can have a long incubation period. This means that months can pass between the time a person is infected with the virus and the time a person notices genital warts. Sometimes, the warts can take years to develop.
Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by IMC247: 9:16pm On Apr 10, 2022
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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by IMC247: 11:42am On Jun 18, 2022
WHY DO GENITAL WARTS SPREAD SO RAPIDLY?

Genital warts are fleshy growths that appear on or near the genitals. These warts are caused by the Human Papillomavirus (HPV) which can be transmitted through unprotected sexual contact with another infected party.

Some people are carriers of the virus without any visible symptom(s), while with some other persons, the virus could develop to genital warts. The rampant spread of this virus boils down to its various attributes.

HPV and genital warts

One important characteristic of HPV is that it may not develop into genital warts for months after infection. This makes it hard to find out if someone actually has HPV unless they get tested. Testing procedures will often require a pap smear screening (for women). The screening will help to determine which HPV strains are present in the cervix. For men, there is no test available unless genital warts have developed. Because of this, most people who have HPV do not know that they have contracted it. They may have unprotected sex with other partners and continue to spread the virus further. This is the main reason why HPV spreads between so many people. HPV spreads the most frequently among people who have multiple sexual partners, people who change their sexual partners frequently and people who have a weaker immune system.

Genital wart removal

While there is no cure for HPV, there are treatments to help you remove warts growing on your genitals, especially if they cause severe discomfort. Available at wart removal clinic is cryotherapy, or the process of freezing warts with liquid nitrogen. This will remove the growth from the body in one session. If a surgical procedure seems too extreme, the doctor may recommend topical creams to ease the pain and destroy the wart instead. It is important for all patients to see a doctor immediately if they notice growths on their genitals or anus, as early treatment would help with the pain of genital warts.

Protecting yourself from HPV

The risks of HPV can be a real headache for sexually active people.

It is very important to always wear a condom during penetrative sex. This simple act can help to prevent the transfer of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) between partners. Having the habit of always wearing a condom is essential in protecting yourself and others from any STD.

In summary, HPV is an incurable virus that can cause genital warts. HPV can spread very rampantly as most people who have HPV do not know of their own status.

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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by WartBumpKeloid: 7:23am On Aug 16, 2022
WHAT SEA SALT CAN DO FOR YOU!

- Effective for Skin Care and treatment of skin infections

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- Provides Relief From Rheumatism & Arthritis

- Encourages Exfoliation

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- Cures Body Odour

- Maintains Electrolyte Balance in the body

- Treats Acne/Pimples & Aching Feet

- It Encourages Restful & Sound Sleep

- Gives Relief from Muscle Cramps

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- Reduces Acidity in The Body System

- Treats Genital Warts

Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by IMC247: 5:28am On Oct 29, 2022
HOW TO USE BAY LEAF TO ATTRACT MONEY & GOOD FORTUNE

To attract money, place a bay leaf into your wallet or purse and tuck it in with your money and cards. You can write money signs, symbols, your name or whatever you would like to write on your leaf. Keep the bay leaf in your wallet or purse and carry it with you. This will attract money, abundance and prosperity to you. If you are a business owner, you can take a bay leaf and slip it underneath or inside your cash register. This will attract successful business and new customers.

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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by Blacksoap(m): 6:51am On Mar 25, 2023
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- Take sea salt bath

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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by AdultEducation(m): 5:07pm On Jul 13, 2023
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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by BlackSeedOil(m): 4:11pm On Oct 04, 2023
WHAT ARE GENITAL WARTS?
Genital warts or venereal warts, the small grey or flesh-coloured bumps found on the skin around the genital areas, are symptoms of human papillomavirus (HPV) infection. HPV is transmitted from one person to another during genital, oral or anal sex with an infected partner. It is also spread through direct skin-to-skin contact during sex.

WHAT ARE THE CAUSES OF GENITAL WARTS INFECTION
Genital warts are caused by infection with human papillomavirus, transmitted through various modes like:

- Penetrative sex
- Skin-to-skin contact during sexual activity
- Unprotected sex with an infected partner
- From an infected mother to child during birth
- Sharing of swimsuits, underwear or bath towels with the infected person
- From hands of an infected mother to baby during activities such as diaper changing
- Smoking enhances the risk for genital warts

HERS THAT CAN CURE GENITAL WARTS, HERB, INFECTIONS:

- Apple Cider Vinegar
- Garlic Oil
- Green Tea Estracts
- Witch Hazel
- Tea Tree Oil
- Clove
- Oregano
- Sage
- Basil
- Fennel
- Garlic
- Lemon balm
- Peppermint
- Rosemary
- Echinacea
- Sambucus
- Licorice
- Astragalus
- Ginseng
- Dandelion

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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by IMC247: 7:34am On Dec 08, 2023
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Celtic Sea Salt is a brand that specializes in all-natural, unrefined sea salt sourced from pristine coastal regions around the world. The brand is committed to providing high-quality, sustainable salt and promoting holistic health and wellness.

- Today, the brand offers a variety of salt products, including fine and coarse grain sea salt, flavored sea salt, salt blends, and bath salts.

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What makes Celtic Sea Salt different from regular table salt?
Celtic Sea Salt is an unrefined, all-natural sea salt that is harvested by hand and contains a variety of minerals not found in regular table salt. It has a unique flavor profile and texture that can enhance the taste of food.

Is Celtic Sea Salt healthier than regular table salt?
Celtic Sea Salt is not necessarily healthier than regular table salt, but it does contain more minerals and less additives. However, it is still high in sodium, so it should be consumed in moderation like all salt.

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Celtic Sea Salt is sourced from various coastal regions around the world, including Guérande, Portugal, Spain, and Brazil. Each source has its own unique flavor and mineral profile.

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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by WartBumpKeloid: 4:39pm On Apr 02
CLEANSING OF YOUR BLOOD VESSELS CAN GREATLY IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH AND WELL-BEING.

Living to the age of 120 without pills is real!
Why do incurable chronic diseases go hand in hand with clogged blood vessels?

Clogged blood vessels can be your killer!

- I will give you some information that, I hope, will make you think.

The most common cause of death on the planet is CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASES. The main reason for its appearance with age is CHOLESTEROL. It turns out that cholesterol is the most dangerous substance on the planet. This substance kills people more often than alcohol, nicotine and drugs.

In 94% of cases, if a person does not survive to age 80, it is because cholesterol kills them.

Cholesterol destroys health. If it did not accumulate in the vessels, then the person could easily live up to 120 years.

What is cholesterol like and what is it? I will not give here a description of this substance, as written in medical textbooks. I'll explain it easier. Imagine the cold grease left on an unwashed pan after lunch. This is what cholesterol looks like.

This substance, being in the blood, is deposited on the walls of blood vessels. First, a small plaque (at 20-25 years), then the cholesterol layer grows rapidly (at 25-40 years), as more particles adhere to the sticky layer. AS A RESULT, AT AGE 40, CHOLESTEROL REDUCES THE LIGHT IN THE VESSELS ALMOST HALF. In response to this, the heart has no choice but to increase pressure. A person has pressure spikes and age-related hypertension with all the consequences. But even that is not more dangerous!

Much more dangerous is the fact that cholesterol completely clogs the small vessels that are present in all tissues. As a result of the deterioration of blood supply, pathological processes develop in internal organs. In its context a person has chronic sores.

First, his stomach hurts, then his spleen hurts, and after a while he has stenosis of the liver and pancreas. Usually in such cases they say that a person's health is spoiled. Cholesterol is what triggers this process most frequently.

Cholesterol. By the age of 50-60, a person accumulates up to 3.5 kg of this dangerous substance!
Literally everything depends on the state of the blood vessels. If the vessels are clogged in the legs, this leads to varicose veins, constant edema and eternal heaviness in the legs. If this occurs in the liver, hepatosis and cirrhosis occur, if in the joints, then arthritis and osteoarthritis or pain in the spine appear. If the blood vessels are blocked in the eyes, the person gradually becomes blind.

Clogging of the vessels cannot be avoided! It accumulates in each person's vessels. Clogging of blood vessels is the cause of rapid aging.
IT IS CHOLESTEROL THAT TRIGGERS THE AGING REACTION IN THE BODY. And it is the obstruction of the blood vessels that shortens the life of a person, leaving them with less time to live.

Instead of 120 years (supposedly our organs have this resource), people often do not survive to 70! Especially those who have age-related hypertension at 40-50 years old. By the way, it is one of the most obvious symptoms of vascular obstruction.

HERBS TO CURE HYPERTENSION & MELT CHOLESTEROL:

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Unfortunately, we do not have these herbs in sufficient quantity for all hypertensive patients in Nigeria. Therefore, we decided to give it to those who place their order immediately. It is on first come, first serve.

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Re: *GREATEST GENITAL WARTS REMOVER* by BlackSeedOil(m): 5:30am On Jul 14
EASY AND FAST HOME REMEDIES TO REMOVE SKIN TAGS OVERNIGHT

Skin tags, though harmless, can be an aesthetic concern for many. These small, soft skin growths typically appear on the neck, underarms, eyelids, and other body folds. If you’re looking for a straightforward and non-invasive way to remove them quickly, there are several home remedies you can try. These methods can effectively diminish or completely remove skin tags overnight, using items you likely already have at home.

1. Apple Cider Vinegar (ACV)

Apple cider vinegar is renowned for its ability to break down the tissue surrounding skin tags, causing them to eventually fall off.

How to Use: Soak a cotton ball in apple cider vinegar, squeeze out excess liquid, then place it on the skin tag. Secure it with a bandage overnight. In the morning, remove the bandage and wash the area with water. Repeat nightly until the skin tag darkens and falls off.

2. Tea Tree Oil

Known for its antiseptic properties, tea tree oil is a safe and effective way to treat skin tags at home.

How to Use: Clean the area with soap and water and pat dry. Soak a clean cotton swab in water, then add a few drops of tea tree oil. Apply directly to the skin tag and cover with a bandage overnight. Use daily until the skin tag falls off.

3. Banana Peel

Banana peel has enzymes and acids that are believed to help in removing skin tags.

How to Use: Cut a small piece of banana peel and place the inside part of the peel against the skin tag. Secure it with a bandage overnight and remove it in the morning. Repeat until the skin tag falls off.

4. Garlic

Garlic has anti-aging properties and can help improve skin appearance by drying out skin tags.

How to Use: Crush a fresh garlic clove to form a paste and apply it to the skin tag. Cover it with a bandage overnight and wash the area well in the morning. Repeat for a few nights until the skin tag shrinks and vanishes.

Conclusion

These home remedies can be highly effective for removing skin tags quickly and painlessly. However, it’s important to be patient and consistent with the application. Always ensure the area is clean to avoid any infections. If you experience irritation or the skin tag does not improve, consider consulting a healthcare provider for further advice. Remember, while these remedies are generally safe, everyone’s skin reacts differently to various substances.


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