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Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by dbigrod(m): 12:26pm On Jul 08, 2010
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tkb417:

^^^how u go dey behind me when na me carry last for the war



NOOOO,I GO DEY BEHIND THE LAST MAN.I GET WIVES FOR HOUSE,I NO WAN DIE FIRST.
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Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by chibaby5(f): 12:29pm On Jul 08, 2010
Firearm:

Firearm barges in

with 10 tons Sledge Hammer in hand

ready to attack and smash at the slightest provocation

Crane Operator. . . run to your crane.  We need move the 50 ton Sledge Hammer to the field

Deck Pusher, Get your boys ready.

This fight no go easy

grin grin grin


cheesy cheesy

Are u fytin cuz u bn offended 2 or u jus joinin ur fellow lads in battle? grin grin
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by daylae(m): 12:30pm On Jul 08, 2010
Oh boi! @Firearms take an easy oo,cus u don dey kill one of your own with that your assault.
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by SAGoddess: 12:34pm On Jul 08, 2010
grin grin grin

I see the boys are itching for a fight, your weapons are heavy, wonder if you can handle them, the girls' weapon, words, fierce! cheesy
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by tkb417(m): 12:38pm On Jul 08, 2010
SA Goddess:

grin grin grin

I see the boys are itching for a fight, your weapons are heavy, wonder if you can handle them, the girls' weapon, words, fierce! cheesy
pls pls , i love u too much

dont step on the mines
Bigrod already set some mines in that place


retreat immediately; we know our foes
as soon as they come on sight, na fire grin grin
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by kokonets(m): 12:39pm On Jul 08, 2010
Sitting patiently with ma desert eagle n ma tuxedo tongue

The foes wont dare touch dis thread grin grin
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by SAGoddess: 12:43pm On Jul 08, 2010
tkb417:

pls pls , i love u too much

dont step on the mines
Bigrod already set some mines in that place


retreat immediately; we know our foes
as soon as they come on sight, na fire grin grin

grin I will step aside then, I got no foes! wink They (foes) should enter any minute now, wait for it! grin
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by kokonets(m): 12:44pm On Jul 08, 2010
^Hey u cheesy tis been a while howdy smiley
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by chibaby5(f): 12:46pm On Jul 08, 2010
kokonets:

Sitting patiently with ma desert eagle n ma tuxedo tongue

The foes wont dare touch dis thread grin grin


Even u chai! but i knw u cnt does me nting grin kiss kiss
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by kokonets(m): 12:50pm On Jul 08, 2010
^Naw i cant touch u rather i wuld hoard u kiss kiss grin
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by daylae(m): 12:57pm On Jul 08, 2010
Soldiers! Abeg save your best for the prime targets oo.SA lady and chi-baby just need little interrogations before they surrender;but when the primes come,just shoot at its slightest provocation,cus they possess weapons of mass destruction.
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by dbigrod(m): 1:02pm On Jul 08, 2010
[size=15pt]WHY ALL THESE KISSING AND LOVING AT THE BATTLE FIELD?
@KOKONET,

BIZNESS B4 PLEASURE.ITS EITHER U ARE WITH US OR AGAINST US.

THESE BABES HAVE THEIR OWN STRATEGY,THEY WILL GET CLOSE TO US TO SEE A WAY OF WEAKENING US.GUYS,WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL
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Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by daylae(m): 1:06pm On Jul 08, 2010
^u're right man! Was pointing the gun at chi-baby,but can't even pull the trigger.
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by SAGoddess: 1:09pm On Jul 08, 2010
grin grin grin

daylae:

^u're right man! Was pointing the gun at chi-baby,but can't even pull the trigger.
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by kokonets(m): 1:12pm On Jul 08, 2010
Hey comrades im focused she just came 2 wish me gudluck grin tongue
cant touch her though!
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by daylae(m): 1:24pm On Jul 08, 2010
^yu better be. Advance!!!
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by MissyB1(m): 1:41pm On Jul 08, 2010
Ladies aren't smiling either.
We talk less and hit more grin .  . . . . . . .
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by SALady(f): 2:05pm On Jul 08, 2010
So much Love in here
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by mojounited(m): 2:07pm On Jul 08, 2010
cheesy I love this thread cheesy, when will the first bomb-shell fall

Is Missy B not one of them primary targets, If she is, then what are y'all waiting for? Fire at will
*chei! this my ak47 don jam o shocked, i no oil am well, maybe i go use banger (knockout) chase the babe comot first, runs to the back of tkb417
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by no1madman(m): 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2010
i would rather use my di. .ck 2 fight. .anybody weh make me vex,i go nack am.
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by tkb417(m): 2:28pm On Jul 08, 2010
mojounited:

cheesy I love this thread cheesy, when will the first bomb-shell fall

Is Missy B not one of them primary targets, If she is, then what are y'all waiting for? Fire at will
*chei! this my ak47 don jam o shocked, i no oil am well, maybe i go use banger (knockout) chase the babe comot first, runs to the back of tkb417
abeg o
hold ur fire

dont shoot me with my wife together

Missy only came to call me for lunch since u peeps wont serve anythn on battle ground

***takes Missys hand and lead her away from barrage of gunshots*****
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by dbigrod(m): 2:35pm On Jul 08, 2010
[size=15pt]{cuts off no1madman`s small di, ck}

i repeat bizness b4 pleasure.tbk,arrange for this guy to return to base.he is bleeding so much,so he cant continue with us.besides,if we need to settle anythin with our rod,na me go settle am.guys,are we ready now?
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Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by SALady(f): 2:41pm On Jul 08, 2010
Can we agree then that this is turning out to be a useless thread since all I see is guys pushing each other from behind busy going "you go first, you go first".
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by fubiluv: 2:42pm On Jul 08, 2010
@ tkb417.
Its like you are a frustrated idiot.An idle fool and a woman beater.(Slapper)
Go carry out your frustration on your life and other stupid things around you.
I have more important things to attend to.
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by 190: 2:44pm On Jul 08, 2010
see what i was saying!!
The guys are simply loosing it again~
where have all your senses weapons gone
i started a thread on WAR ON THE FEMALE FOLKS
cos they disrespect us and sh!!t and also even Join us in insulting our own kind (Men)
that may have probably gone wrong but at the same tyme clap for their own Kind (Women)
That has probably gone wrong,
Instead of we men to seriously think about what message im tryna put across
they we are here saying all sorts of things, AK47s,Bomb shell, manliness fight,Rod Fight
and all sorts of things!!

This is not good.THERE IS WEAKNESS AMONG US THE MEN HERE and Its tyme someone summone
courage to address this issue,

USE YOUR SENSES MEN, USE YOUR SENSES!!!
angry angry

Everything is not all about s(e)x
I am willing to gun anybody down that crosses my path, even if its mama-gee

Its tyme to stand up against this OPPRESSION FROM NAIRALAND WOMEN ESPECIALLY

Enough is Enough,
If we keep to ourselves they are going to get the message!
if we do not try and ask them out--(forget i have asked more than 15nairaland girls out)--that would bring them crawling and crying
at our knees, Its tyme we show them that its not easy to answer the name (MALE)
It should be sounded with respect and dignity
It is tyme we show em, whos boss!!

MissyB is no expection,mama-gee even pweety4me are all targets
we would leave NO WOMEN AND CHILDREN--WE ARE TAKING ALL NAIRALAND GURLS OUT,

WE MARCH TO WAR AGAINST THE FEMALE FOLKS
IF NO ONE JOINS ME, I WOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST THEM ALL ALONE!![/color]

Enough is enough,Now whos behind me!
190 has spoken!!
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by Nobody: 2:45pm On Jul 08, 2010
Una too talk. Instead of you to use this time to be taking care of your women, you are here moving your fingers uselessly.

Then you complain we are at war with you??

Vegetable men!

grin  grin grin tongue tongue tongue
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by MissyB1(m): 2:48pm On Jul 08, 2010
mojounited:

Is Missy B not one of them primary targets, If she is, then what are y'all waiting for? Fire at will
*chei! this my ak47 don jam o shocked, i no oil am well, maybe i go use banger (knockout) chase the babe comot first, runs to the back of tkb417
Odeshi!!!  grin grin grin
I'll just use boòbìe to slap Ya face and You'll be dead in 2 seconds. tongue tongue

tkb417:

abeg o
hold your fire

dont shoot me with my wife together

Missy only came to call me for lunch since u peeps wont serve anythn on battle ground

***takes Missys hand and lead her away from barrage of gunshots*****
What a wonderful husband!  grin kiss kiss

fubiluv:

@ tkb417.
Its like you are a frustrated .An idle fool and a woman beater.(Slapper)
Go carry out your frustration on your life and other silly things around you.
I have more important things to attend to.
Relax!

michelin89:

Una too talk. Instead of you to use this time to be taking care of your women, you are here moving your fingers uselessly.

Then you complain we are at war with you??

Vegetable men!

grin  grin grin tongue tongue tongue

Death!!! grin grin grin
Miche ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by chibaby5(f): 2:51pm On Jul 08, 2010
daylae:

^u're right man! Was pointing the gun at chi-baby,but can't even pull the trigger.

cheesy cheesy cheesy i cnt fit shout mayne grin

kokonets:

Hey comrades im focused she just came 2 wish me gudluck grin tongue
cant touch her though!

my sweet potato pumpkin grin kiss kiss kiss
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by tkb417(m): 2:52pm On Jul 08, 2010
fubiluv:

@ tkb417.
Its like you are a frustrated .An idle fool and a woman beater.(Slapper)
Go carry out your frustration on your life and other silly things around you.
I have more important things to attend to.
im idle today yes, but im more productive than ur lineage and descendants all put together

u have more important things to do yet u still hop on molues

ure a disgrace to whoever gave birth to u

die now or i kill u with ma bare hands

who is here to shoot these morafacker!!!
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by tkb417(m): 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2010
michelin89:

Una too talk. Instead of you to use this time to be taking care of your women, you are here moving your fingers uselessly.

Then you complain we are at war with you??

Vegetable men!

grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue

where are the commandos?
this foe shd have been dead by now with the kinda weapon she brought to this battlefield

who has her antodite?
hehehehe
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by kpolli(m): 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2010
i follow 190 to the letter, i dont need a sword, i have my pen
Re: Nairaland Gurls Are At War Against Us Men! by 912(m): 2:55pm On Jul 08, 2010
LWKMD cheesy cheesy
The most amusing thing about the thread is that after all the mouth that the guys have been making since morning
they still cant say any thing to the ladies that have commented. cheesy They are just ranting about this gun that bomb and they haven't  shot at a single soul. cheesy
Well I hope they don't end up shooting each other instead grin

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