Lucky people

I live in South Africa and don't plan returning to naija for any reason until I figure out my next country of relocation... I shall know say naija nobi am

Where does one start?

my first few days were used to curse Nigerian past and present leaders, i still secretly curse them beneath my breath especially when I read about the organised criminal gang we call government and see the BMC crew supporting them blindly. well food is cheap and surplus, transport is cheap and well organized(first time in an underground speed train for me was fun), and if you ain't greedy or lazy, you can leave a quality life (unlimited internet,fresh food,access to public parks, manageable jobs to carter for bills and Little savings) and most importantly you can actually plan your own life without government wahala, or social/religious crises no NLC/ASUU strike

Wanna hear from amelika pipu

Ok

Still waiting to learn from our experiences abroad and don't forget to invest wisely too.

Shortyy:
Lol this one is for Nigerians in diaspora. Let me sit and watch

Don't worry, you will get your American husband on this thread. Shebi na wetting you dey find.

Ok

I have nothin' to say.
I'm just here to learn a thing or two from the bosses

Nigeria shouldn't have been given independent when we go it... It should have been delayed to 1990s...maybe we would have been far more developed in all strata of life especially Infrastructure & working Institutions

And anyone that hasn't left the shores of naija na im no go know the bad when we leaders don do us...

damn, let not brag, out of all, common benin republic here, the police are well behaved, no guns, whistle instead and the citizens are well behaved, when police blow whistle , the driver will park and get ready to be arrested, police coming to arrest just one person at seconji and every body locked their shops and ran away, they were afraid and respect their police, even the woman selling food to us wanted to pack and Nigerians were busy saying, where you dey go? sell food for me jor, every body ran, except Nigerians, the police met us eating, na me slapped person way go call police? wetin concern me ? why I go run? put fried turkey for me jor.

Amelika

SirLakes:
Wanna hear from amelika pipu

FriendNG:
I have travelled to 196 out of 197. The only country I have not travelled to is نيجيريا


Which figure of speech is this

You mean you've not visited Nigeria?

cruchenutii:

Don't worry, you will get your American husband on this thread. Shebi na wetting you dey find.

What I want is traffic on my blog.

bigpicture001:
....gas is cheaper in naija..just 1,500 for 5kg nd u won't finish it in one month, so say another thing my brother

true,

kerry57:
Wetin u want hear? Naija make sense, suffering and smiling is the feeling here, missing that suffering and smiling is what I feel outside our shores. Hope u r satisfied now OP?

I think you're missing the point.

larrywax:
I live in South Africa and don't plan returning to naija for any reason until I figure out my next country of relocation... I shall know say naija nobi am

hi bro, I will be relocating to S. A for studies in 2019, how is life in Johannesburg and S. A as a whole?

is the country progressive and improving or is it retrogressing like Nigeria ?

are there jobs there ?

Omololu001:
I've been to a lot of west and southern African countries. Though I love Africa but life is so good in Malaysia and Australia.

Where I live in Kuala Lumpur, I do pay just #2,500 for gas every month,you will use gas any how you want,and at the end of the month,nah just #2,500

Walahi we dey suffer gidi gan for Nigeria.

6KG of gas here is N2000, it can go a long way

ipobarecriminals:
Australia and Germany. Life in Aussie is so cheap dan Germany. Tin ate so expensive in Germany biko Next destination ............. Amelika afta dat corn hair man don comot.

Who go give you American visa with this your sick English?
They go first charge you with manslaughter for killing English

Nigeria simply has no standard.

No standard for buildings. You can decide to build your house at the centre of the road, and settle the authorities with your money.

No standard for education. Its those that don't have money to sort that read.

No standard for healthcare.

No standard for security

No standard for living.

No standard for religion

Just behave as you like... Anyhow.

IstandWitBuhari:


hi bro, I will be relocating to S. A for studies in 2019, how is life in Johannesburg and S. A as a whole?

is the country progressive and improving or is it retrogressing like Nigeria ?

are there jobs there ?

Crime rate is very high in Johurg, make Google your friend

alhassanyusuf29:
was born in Congo, been to Mexico(can speak Spanish actually), then to mozambique,Malysia,Kuwait,Saudi Arabia,uganda and now hong Kong, these are the countries I spent a year+...if including transit and couple of months, it could get to like 12

Share your experience oga. If na exam, you for get f9

Somalia - Mogadishu
Iraq - Fallujah, Basra
Liberia - Monrovia
Rwanda - Kigali
Libya - Benghazi


Nothing really, just war zones.

Omo I enta Benin republic that year





Then about to visit many more

Benin republic is outside country too nah.... "Over stream".

While I was there.... I was bewildered as to the constant power supply.... And the preservation of their culture by their people.... Despite the assimilation policy of the french.

Life was very Natural and I enjoyed it..

Obviously.... We are know life in many countries are wonderful.... Especially in europe..

My advise... Please don't go to this countries... If you do you will suffer.

Philippine
Iran
Irag
Gorgia
African countries.... (South Africa included)
Pakistan
Afghanistan
Yemen
North korea
South America (yes including Brazil)
North Cyprus


You can visit as tourist... But please don't start a life here oo... I beg you..

On the flip side.... You can live here at your own peril if you are a trader, fruadster.... Drug baron and Mafian

(remember your children will be a product of the society you reside).

Omololu001:
The first country I visited was south Africa, after sought nah Malaysia, then Australia.

When I got to Johannesburg in 2009,i almost cried,cause I do think Nigeria is more developed than south Africa in fact I thought other African countries are more worst than Nigeria.

But now my eyes don open o,even the standard of living in Benin republic and Togo is better than Nigeria

South Africa is by far more develop than Nigeria.

one day your mumu will surely do. So you don't know Suth Africa is the most developed country in the whole Africa? And it's all thanks to the whites that stayed longer on their soil. They handed a complete country to them.

FriendNG:


You're right figure of speech and irony is the answer.

But you're also wrong because tenses fall under certain part of speech and not as independent past of speech.

Example: Singing is a present continues tense but the part of speech is a verb. (The tense "singing" is an action word" )



English and palava

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really, singing? verb? Have you heard of gerund? derivation of a verb that functions as a noun?

Omololu001:
I've been to a lot of west and southern African countries. Though I love Africa but life is so good in Malaysia and Australia.

Where I live in Kuala Lumpur, I do pay just #2,500 for gas every month,you will use gas any how you want,and at the end of the month,nah just #2,500

Walahi we dey suffer gidi gan for Nigeria.

This is good o.

How much to buy 5 bedroom duplex there?

Omololu001:
The first country I visited was south Africa, after sought nah Malaysia, then Australia.

When I got to Johannesburg in 2009,i almost cried,cause I do think Nigeria is more developed than south Africa in fact I thought other African countries are more worst than Nigeria.

But now my eyes don open o,even the standard of living in Benin republic and Togo is better than Nigeria

South Africa is by far more develop than Nigeria.

The only places worse than Niggeria are countries like Somalia, Yemen and maybe the Gaza strip