Dear ladies can we please discuss why most women are buying into the unconventional yet popular cucumber trend.

So, as I was busy minding my business in a crowded matatu, my ears caught wind of a conversation between two ladies who kept giggling.

According to the two, men are so overrated. If you need some company, walk to the nearest grocery shop and buy yourself a big, fat and juicy cucumber. Yikes!

So my spidey senses also realised the ladies thought cucumbers could be whipped out anywhere and anytime.

Dear ladies can we please discuss why most women are buying into the unconventional yet popular cucumber trend.

According to them, the fruits were less dramatic and yielded to their every demand.

According to jokeindex, these are some of the reasons why some women prefer cucumbers to men:

1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.

2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.

3. A cucumber will not tell you size does not matter.

4. Cucumbers do not get too excited.

5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.

6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.

7. You can handle cucumbers in a supermarket or anywhere else you damn well please.

8. Cucumbers will not write your name and number on men's room wall.

9. With a cucumber you can get a single room in a hotel.

10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.

11. If you can go to the movie with a cucumber and see the movie at a drive in you can stay in the front seat.

12. A cucumber can always wait until you get home.

13. A cucumber will not eat all the popcorn while watching a movie.

14. A cucumber is not as demanding as a man.

15. A cucumber will not ask you to get on top.

16. Cucumbers do not care whether you are a virgin.

17. Cucumbers will not sell you out or make fun of you for being a virgin.

https://www.tuko.co.ke/amp/287550-17-reasons-kenyan-women-cucumbers-men.html

You av a cucumber brain

Virgohills:
You av a cucumber brain

Chisos klist.....person pikin oo

most women are hypocritical hoes

if na man now day confess say him day maxturbeit or day use flesh light.... the feminist go full here day say, man na scum upandan


let he/she who has never masturbated throw a stone at the men

this shows that not only the males are guilty of it

as the females were behaving self, its like they're used to it

Dick Vs Cucumber

1. dick will impregnate you. cucumber can't

2. nothing can be like the real thing

3. even if you detest the rod of man... others are there willing to accept it. ask Linda ikeji

P.S I'm talking about women in general. not Kenyan women only

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So in retrospect, the women are admitting to being only sex objects? I know sex is only 5% of a relationship. If it is all the women need then they are no different from sex dolls.

Cucumber can't suck yah bwest to give U more pleasure
Cucumber can't give U head
Cucumber can't pound U harder from behind (Doggy Style)

Rubbish

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well its kenya not surprised