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| Confession Of An Irishman by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by StudioCFR(m): 5:01pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Rokiatu u don fall my hand walahi As u fine reach, na dis kind pirated joke u fit give us? |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by EfemenaXY: 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
seen it b/4 copy & paste joke |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by Nobody: 6:41am On Jul 13, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:Everybody does it  studio as for you, you never find anything funny  |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
copy and paste joke, lol. Just wondering how many times this joke must have been posted on NL. |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by D1KeleVra(m): 8:58pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Sting u sef dey follow with your roasted corn teeth dey yan "copy and paste" |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by EfemenaXY: 9:02pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
D1 Abeg stop attacking Sting jo! he's simply stating the obvious  |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by D1KeleVra(m): 9:57pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
na follow follow |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by Nobody: 11:23pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: Who be this person sef . You Just dey talk like ajegunle kpako pickin. |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by D1KeleVra(m): 11:31pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
see ur dented four-corner head like danfo fender  |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by Nobody: 11:38pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: danfo fender, roasted corn, na small small you don dey reveal how you hustle for childhood. |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by D1KeleVra(m): 11:42pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
no. . . na small small i dey open ur kpekpeye ynsh |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by spoilt(f): 11:42pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Buhahaha. |
| Re: Confession Of An Irishman by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Jul 14, 2010 |
lol very funny |
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