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Lwkmd...if This Ain't Hilarious, Advise Me To Go Meet Dentist For Checkup / BE WARNED ! If U No Laff Den U Nid Medical Checkup. (2) (3) (4)
Medical Checkup by KennyG6(m): 12:40pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
A 75 year old lady says to her husband, "You know what, I think I'll go to the doctor and get a checkup." Her husband says, "Sure, thats a good idea dear." So she makes an appointment to see Dr. Levine, a gynecologist, and explains that she has not had a checkup in 25 years. Dr Levine tells her to get undressed and put on a gown so he can check everything out. The Doctor puts his hand under her gown, lifts her right b.r.e.a-s.t and tells her to say, "99"[/b]She says "99" "I see nothing wrong there," says the Doctor. He then puts his hand under her gown, lifts her left bosom and repeats, "Say 99" [b]She says "99" Dr. Levine says everything seems ok with this one also. "We might as well check your other vitals, lay down on the table and put your feet in the stirrups." He puts on the rubber glove and some KY on the glove and is checking her private parts for any signs of lumps, etc. Once more he tells her, "Say 99" She says, "one, two, three, " |
Re: Medical Checkup by EfemenaXY: 1:27pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
don't get it - why does she 1, 2, 3 ?? |
Re: Medical Checkup by VALIDATOR: 1:36pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:lol. She was enjoying the doctor f.ingering her. Counting 1,2,3, , till , 99 will make the pleasure to last longer than just saying "99". |
Re: Medical Checkup by EfemenaXY: 1:44pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Lol!! Jeez!!! Now I get it now - Thanks!! Nice 1 Kenny |
Re: Medical Checkup by bibs(f): 3:00pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Re: Medical Checkup by KennyG6(m): 11:27pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Re: Medical Checkup by nellaluv(f): 9:16am On Jul 14, 2010 |
Ha Ha Ha!!! Kenny I know no say you don spoil . Hilarious |
Re: Medical Checkup by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Jul 14, 2010 |
lol ashewo woman |
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