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Guys Before You Buy That Engine, Take It For A Test Drive (if You Know You Know) by TheOdd1sOut: 9:02pm On Oct 18, 2018

2. Guys, before you buy that car, take it on a test drive.

I'm sure the feminists and some people are here for my head but hear me out first

I'm an avid supporter of sexual abstinence before marriage but the generation we are in now has so much perversion that we guys have to tread carefully.

Slay mamas and corporate prostitutes are everywhere. Sex is now ubiquitous and cheap.

I'm not saying this should work for everyone oh but you guys should be wary of girls who refuse to discuss their past relationship with you and wouldn't allow her touch you. The heart of man is desperately wicked.

Also the issue of feminism... Feminism nowadays has been distorted and has been delusional. It has blinded some ladies to think their world is at their feet. What will happen next is that we see some ladies in their late thirties desperate to get a husband. They pretend a lot and when the unsuspecting man gets deceived and marries them, they lash out their true colours.

When you wanna buy a car you can't just buy it like that. You must test the tyres, the engine, the body and other essential parts. That is the same with marriage. Marriage is an investment and you must make sure that your investment gives you the best satisfaction.

Some people may say "Is marriage all about sex??". Well my answer is no. But the truth is that sex is a very essential part of marriage because it keeps the passion burning. To show you my point, the pope of the Catholic Church approved the production of Viagra because it improve marriage bonds.

Guys test drive the car/engine before you buy it. Abstinence is the best, but in this present generation, it may no get you far.

Imagine this, you've been abstaining from sex for the past 25 years. You finally got married and lo and behold, you and the girl has no sexual dynamics. It would lead to frustration and eventually, you cheat.

In short.....


TEST DRIVE THAT CAR BEFORE YOU BUY IT. ITS VERY RISKY NOT TO.
Re: Guys Before You Buy That Engine, Take It For A Test Drive (if You Know You Know) by TheOdd1sOut: 9:05pm On Oct 18, 2018
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Re: Guys Before You Buy That Engine, Take It For A Test Drive (if You Know You Know) by Nobody: 9:12pm On Oct 18, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:


I'm sure the feminists and some people are here for my head but hear me out first

I'm an avid supporter of sexual abstinence before marriage but the generation we are in now has so much perversion that we guys have to tread carefully.

Slay mamas and corporate prostitutes are everywhere. Sex is now ubiquitous and cheap.

I'm not saying this should work for everyone oh but you guys should be wary of girls who refuse to discuss their past relationship with you and wouldn't allow her touch you. The heart of man is desperately wicked.

Also the issue of feminism... Feminism nowadays has been distorted and has been delusional. It has blinded some ladies to think their world is at their feet. What will happen next is that we see some ladies in their late thirties desperate to get a husband. They pretend a lot and when the unsuspecting man gets deceived and marries them, they lash out their true colours.

When you wanna buy a car you can't just buy it like that. You must test the tyres, the engine, the body and other essential parts. That is the same with marriage. Marriage is an investment and you must make sure that your investment gives you the best satisfaction.

Some people may say "Is marriage all about sex??". Well my answer is no. But the truth is that sex is a very essential part of marriage because it keeps the passion burning. To show you my point, the pope of the Catholic Church approved the production of Viagra because it improve marriage bonds.

Guys test drive the car/engine before you buy it. Abstinence is the best, but in this present generation, it may no get you far.

Imagine this, you've been abstaining from sex for the past 25 years. You finally got married and lo and behold, you and the girl has no sexual dynamics. It would lead to frustration and eventually, you cheat.

In short.....


TEST DRIVE THAT CAR BEFORE YOU BUY IT. ITS VERY RISKY NOT TO.
no all things here are true. Not everyone is a sex maniac.
There are still virgins around you know
Re: Guys Before You Buy That Engine, Take It For A Test Drive (if You Know You Know) by soberdrunk(m): 9:19pm On Oct 18, 2018
See how they are referring to people's daughters as if it is 'Toyota pencil light' nitori Olorun!! angry

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Re: Guys Before You Buy That Engine, Take It For A Test Drive (if You Know You Know) by GraGra247(m): 9:54pm On Oct 18, 2018
When you say test drive, a lot of guys will always abuse that instruction and dump the poor lady when they get all the sex they wanted.

My recommendation is that if you're serious about settling down with a lady, take her to a doctor or different doctors you can trust and let them run every test to confirm her sexual purity, virility and fertility.

If she checks out fine then go ahead and marry her. After marriage, If she isn't dynamic on the bed, you can teach her or better still movies can teach her.

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