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Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:32pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students Election season is upon us and we’ve never had a more interesting and more diverse crop of presidential aspirants. And because politics in Nigeria reminds us of secondary school we couldn’t help but re-imagine some of our 2019 presidential aspirants as secondary school students. https://www.zikoko.com/general/we-re-imagined-the-presidential-aspirants-as-secondary-school-students/
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:32pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
1 Fela Durotoye is the smart kid who is always the first to put up his hand when the teacher asks a question, whether he knows the answer or not. Teacher: What’s 2 plus 2? Fela: If you really believe in yourself, the answer will be 22.
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:33pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
2 Oby is the kid who will write names of noisemakers, put her best friend’s name and submit it to the teacher. She’ll even add x2 if she catches you talking again.
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:33pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
3 Donald Duke is the fresh kid everyone likes and is very popular. He was Social prefect once and everyone loved him. The whole school thinks he can do no wrong.
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:34pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
4 Sowore is the one all the teachers used to call useless boy and now he wants to prove them wrong by becoming head boy. He gets called into the principal’s office every single day.
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:34pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
5 Moghalu is the smart kid who always comes first and everyone thinks he has two heads. But the day he came second he went to report to the Principal that the person who came first didn’t deserve it.
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:37pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
6 Eunice Atuejide is the transfer student who came in SS2 and nobody knew until she said she wanted to become head girl. The boys like her because she refused to join the Girls’ Guide.
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:37pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
7 Atiku is the rich kid who was Assistant Class Captain once and has now made it his life’s mission to become Class Captain. He has been trying since JSS1, he is in SS3 now.
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:40pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
8 Buhari is the one who has been trying to become class captain since JSS1, when they finally gave it to him in SS3 he decided to show the whole school pepper. And he’ll continue to show us pepper till he graduates. 1 Like
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by engineerboat(m): 9:44pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
Lalasticlala over to you |
Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by sexiestharam(f): 9:45pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by abc115: 9:47pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
![]() ![]() Nice one Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. |
Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by yesloaded: 9:47pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
perfect description |
Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by Sonoyom(m): 10:00pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
Hahahaha |
Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by Betakeshi: 10:10pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
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Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by quisera(m): 10:14pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
Funny indeed |
Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by sexiestharam(f): 10:15pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
Ok |
Re: Some Presidential Aspirants As Secondary School Students by Nobody: 10:26pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
But Buhari doesn't have WAEC. Does it mean he will drop out? |
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