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now by JLM(f): 11:26pm On Oct 26, 2018


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Re: now by JLM(f): 6:09am On Oct 27, 2018
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Re: now by Nobody: 7:26am On Oct 27, 2018
Trust me, I've fallen victim to exaggerated advertisements on a number of times.

Even here in Nigeria, I am sure you're aware that many companies have been called-out for peddling mediocre products, using wild claims such as "scientifically proven" or with "guaranteed results."

So since you to claim to also be part of this project experimentation, if you can convince me beyond reasonable doubt that this product is working, I'll introduce 3 of my neigbours to you. grin

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Re: now by JLM(f): 6:17pm On Oct 27, 2018
Please kindly read well, so that you comment constructively.

NOTE: We are not selling any product.

We only tell you the secret ingredient to use, and how to use it, please be informed. This means that you make the "product" yourself. Ingredient is cheap and readily available in markets, as low at below 100 naira a measure. Making it too costs you zero. Contact if interested, and if you see the need to. You are however paying a token for the information.
Re: now by Bradiyung(m): 9:36pm On Oct 27, 2018
nothing we won't see
Re: now by darlenese(f): 6:50am On Oct 28, 2018
lemme give u people for free Jor

1. kegel exercise
2 . warm sitz bath ( add a small amount of salt to a bowl of hot water water, and sit on it)

you will have a clean refreshing and tighten vagina



case closed

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Re: now by mamziii(f): 9:25am On Oct 28, 2018
the ingredient is groundnut. sun dry ur fresh groundnut for 2days,soak in water over night and drink a cup every morning for 4_ 5days.it works like magic
Re: now by babyfaceafrica: 10:15am On Oct 28, 2018
alum...next!!!
Re: now by babyfaceafrica: 10:15am On Oct 28, 2018
alum..simple!!
Re: now by babyfaceafrica: 10:15am On Oct 28, 2018
alum
Re: now by Nobody: 12:28pm On Oct 28, 2018
mamziii:
the ingredient is groundnut. sun dry ur fresh groundnut for 2days,soak in water over night and drink a cup every morning for 4_ 5days.it works like magic

Look, Is there anyway I can confirm the veracity of your claim? grin

You know, for instance, by administering the alum application, the vulva tightens after some hours but after having a marathon sex, the vulva goes back to its original bore-hole size again - so the alum application does not cure the sagging. grin

So if you can convince me "practically" beyond reasonable doubts that your claim works, then I will set-up a company that will start mass-producing this "magic solution" and then make you a shareholder. Hahahahaaaaaa! grin cheesy grin
Re: now by Nobody: 12:58pm On Oct 28, 2018
babyfaceafrica:
alum

Madam, why did you have to post your comment 3 times? And which of the ladies in your profile are you? grin

From your regalia, I can see you're a member of either the Celestial Church of Christ or the Cherubim & Seraphim Movement Church.

Now, if you're a member of the Celestial Church of Christ, I'd like to be your personal advocate because the Cele people are very good in one thing & one thing only - according to that Yoruba female musician called Saint Janet. In fact, anytime I feel like feeling funky in a beer parlour, I just signal the DJ to play me "Faaji by Saint Janet" and then bribe him with a bottle of Goldberg grin

But if on the other hand, you're a member of the Cherubim & Seraphim Movement Church - ayayayayaaaaa! Meta Meta l'atewo Iye Yii Ooo, Atewoooo Heeeeeyeeh Atewoooo. grin

Mehn, if you've not downloaded "Atewo by Qdot" go & download it now. It is an holy-spirit inspired song that edifies & guarantees heavenly ascension especially when you're in a beer parlour. grin

Madam, the head & tail of my epistle is that I want to be born-again in your Church. Hahahahahahaaaa! grin cheesy grin
Re: now by babyfaceafrica: 2:09pm On Oct 28, 2018
Zoharariel:


Madam, why did you have to post your comment 3 times? And which of the ladies in your profile are you? grin

From your regalia, I can see you're a member of either the Celestial Church of Christ or the Cherubim & Seraphim Movement Church.

Now, if you're a member of the Celestial Church of Christ, I'd like to be your personal advocate because the Cele people are very good in one thing & one thing only - according to that Yoruba female musician called Saint Janet. In fact, anytime I feel like feeling funky in a beer parlour, I just signal the DJ to play me "Faaji by Saint Janet" and then bribe him with a bottle of Goldberg grin

But if on the other hand, you're a member of the Cherubim & Seraphim Movement Church - ayayayayaaaaa! Meta Meta l'atewo Iye Yii Ooo, Atewoooo Heeeeeyeeh Atewoooo. grin

Mehn, if you've not downloaded "Atewo by Qdot" go & download it now. It is an holy-spirit inspired song that edifies & guarantees heavenly ascension especially when you're in a beer parlour. grin

Madam, the head & tail of my epistle is that I want to be born-again in your Church. Hahahahahahaaaa! grin cheesy grin
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