QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.


Share yours.

QueenBelle:
lol

To all the guys who wants to tear me apart for leaving my date alone, I actually offered to pay but he refused

QueenBelle:
P.S...
I offered to pay for him but he wouldn't hear of it. So I let him be

1johnjohn:
Next time ..just chill by him...you are strong lady so be strong with ur date

TheOdd1sOut:
#3500!!!
That's ridiculous!!!

Here's mine sha...

There was this babe I was targeting on campus back then. She was probing hard to get and I was doing all I can to get her attention.
She finally agreed to go in a date with me.

But as fate would have it, i was having a running stomach that day. I had taken some drugs and felt relieved. I could have called to cancel but I thought I was fine. Moreover, I had bragged and told my roommate not to cook my dinner. Twenty minutes after I got to the restaurant with my date, I went to the toilet.

As we started eating, I felt like farting. Instead of me to excuse myself, I sat down there thinking it was going to be those silent kind of fart, unfortunately, the fart came out loud and smelling. It was so bad that my cool new jeans was stained with faeces. Don’t even ask me how the rest of the day went. It was so embarrassing that I wished the ground could open up and swallow me.

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

Lalasticlala mynd44

SilentListener:
you are a man,pretending to be woman, go sleep

SilentListener:
you are a man,pretending to be woman, go sleep

QueenBelle:
do you know the number of guys on naira land that have said the same thing about me?

SilentListener:
you are a man,pretending to be woman, go sleep

SilentListener:
because they are right.

QueenBelle:
Lol...
Beardlessdude and here2fuk have tried and failed. Even the other guy is becoming a friend

SilentListener:
jeez, I don't do gays

QueenBelle:
meaning?

Just stop derailing my threads, okay?

highqueen:
Mmmm.

I hate dates, i don't like seeing new people or faces.

I'm anti social, i wish my husby will be like me.

SilentListener:
meaning you're trying so hard to get my attention. Now fvck off gay boy.

TheOdd1sOut:
can't you just shut up?

SilentListener:
a nincompoop is also talking wonders they say will never cease.

TheOdd1sOut:
an idiot with internet connection.
Stupidity at its highest octane number

SilentListener:
you're just useless, your Punchline is just lame and dumb. The first odd nincompoop

SilentListener:
you're just useless, your Punchline is just lame and dumb. The first odd nincompoop

TheOdd1sOut:
you should've been prevented with just #50 condom.
Idiotic son of a gun

SilentListener:
you're just useless, your Punchline is just lame and dumb. The first odd nincompoop

TheOdd1sOut:
you mother should have just aborted you

TheOdd1sOut:
an idiot with internet connection.
Stupidity at its highest octane number

TheOdd1sOut:
an idiot with internet connection.
Stupidity at its highest octane number

TheOdd1sOut:
wasted motherfucker.... You're a waste of sperm and resources

QueenBelle:
whawhat's going on here?

TheOdd1sOut:
you mother should have just aborted you