debosky:

Chamokazzie is looking good so far in this league oh. . . .I must rise up too.

Debosky, I miss you at the top.

chamotex:

Debosky, I miss you at the top.

Get away from me (but definitely NOT behind me) you Gaylord.

chamotex:

Debosky, I miss you at the top.

You mean Debo normally stays on top Gaylord?

debosky:

As I defeated the lion and the bear I will also feed your head to the dogs thou Goliath!!

i need some bible verses too to surmount oppositions

who knows which of my team members will suffer another 6-0 humiliation

as it is, the Lord is my sheppered

Just picked my team.
Boyz already racked up like 100 some points. . .
Can I still win this?

Please I need the code too. How do I get it? Because I didn't know there is a functioning PM system here on NL.

@nateevs. Last season i joined at game week 3 and i landed at wrong end of the table. Except with miracle u can move up

hey!!! guys

what's wrong with these FPL guys?
i thought we iz supposed to have two wildcards for this season
some of y'all have used yours. . . .and now when i decided to use mine . . .i cant find it

i am not happy in any . . .sense of that word . . .
they better provide that 2nd wildcard or deduct some points from the previous users
or i'll be calling me lawyers

mykali:

hey!!! guys

what's wrong with these FPL guys?
i thought we iz supposed to have two wildcards for this season
some of y'all have used yours. . . .and now when i decided to use mine . . .i cant find it

i am not happy in any . . .sense of that word . . .
they better provide that 2nd wildcard or deduct some points from the previous users
or i'll be calling me lawyers

You cant find it?
Check your pocket.

@ Mykali

The second wildcard would be available in January. Check FAQs>Transfers for details. By the way, I'm just getting to know what wildcard is; I didn't use mine for last season.

U1:

@ Mykali

The second wildcard would be available in January. Check FAQs>Transfers for details. By the way, I'm just getting to know what wildcard is; I didn't use mine for last season.

thanks man . . .you just saved the asses of those FPL punks from getting sued

chamotex:

You cant find it?
Check your pocket.

i can see that you'z making fun bcuz you'z looking cozy on the table
just be happy while it lasts
we all know who was first from behind last season

Will someone please supply me the code to league to this email address: poppamovic [at] yahoo.co.uk ?

Yo! Eldee pass on the code to me too Bruv, seems am missing out.

U1:

Will someone please supply me the code to league to this email address: poppamovic [at] yahoo.co.uk ?

Hi guys; hey, seems i've been missing out - i do humbly request to join the fantasy premier league, m'lord

eddiebomba:

Hi guys; hey, seems i've been missing out - i do humbly request to join the fantasy premier league, m'lord

Hell's kitchen am playing you next

see ur teeth !

anyway, i don vex use wildcard so u really dont wanna be playing me this week , i know you don't

or do you?? uhhmmmm, I DIDN'T THINK SO!

I am playing you

i am yet to use my wild card, no changes to my team yet

just nor use hell kitchen magic on my players sha

May DD and Malouda be injured/not score this weekend. . . .I need all the help I can get to defeat MEND FC. 

Chamakazzie (not the gaylord) must score a hatrick. 

@ Muki You got mail.

I just took a hard long look at my opponents team (v3), and cant help but marvel at his acute managerial ineptitude. . .imagine tevez tucked away in a quiet cozy corner at the end of his substitutes bench. . .

By The way who is AvantGuard?
A Fat Wad of Greenbacks await you if you can defeat my greatest rival and sworn enemy, MEND FC

Lastly whoever wants to use his wildcard should do so NOW or forget it. Why?
Because at the rate Bale and Drogba are going, you may never be able to buy them back and still present a strong team

NUFF SAID

Underacheivers FC: Projected Winners of the NAIRALAND FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE 2010/2011

~Borat~:

I just took a hard long look at my opponents team (v3), and cant help but marvel at his acute managerial ineptitude. . .imagine tevez tucked away in a quiet cozy corner at the end of his substitutes bench. . .

You've got the wrong team Jose. . look harder
Tevez on the bench? Not a chance in hell
Don't worry, i won't rub your face too deep in the poo

hell's kitchen you dey mara

thanks moderavizzle

mukina2:

hell's kitchen you dey mara

thanks moderavizzle

what did i did?

wait oo, where has my post migrated to?
is it now illegal to post pics of Muki's eligible suitors/heartthrobs??

I demand an explanation

but seriously Muki, who be dat

[center][size=19pt]MOBUTU: "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN DROGBA"[/size][/center]

Talented manager of the Chamokazzie Gaylords, Mr. Mobutu Sese Seko has revealed today that he is not interested in signing prolific striker Didier Drogba. There had been speculation that Mr. Mobutu will reshuffle his team to get Drogba on board in order to increase his team's points tally, but Mobutu revealed "Drogba has been in great form this season but I'm very happy with my team".

"I'm aware other managers in the league are looking to sign Drogba but I will not follow the crowd. I'm a leader not a follower" said Mr Mobutu Sese Seko.

With the transfer window for this week closing at 11.30am on Saturday morning, we will see whether Mr. Mobutu Sese Seko will make a last minute scoop for the in-form striker.

ritchboy:

what did i did?

wait oo, where has my post migrated to?
is it now illegal to post pics of Muki's eligible suitors/heartthrobs?? 

I demand an explanation

but seriously Muki, who be dat

my husband  
i don comot am, make you nor send boys to kidnap am
the mod deleted it, its illegal to post pics without people's approval

Who is the unlucky fellow playing against Wolfgang Kaiser this week?

[center]Tamuno Ibime: Mobutu SeSe SeKo is preparing for failure[/center]

Amanyanabo Ado IX, Tamuno Ibime aka Egberipapa, the Waridabo of MEND FC has come out in staunch support of his striker Didier Drogba after criticism from Mobutu SeSe SeKo of the Gaylords fraternity. According to Ibime, Didier Drogba is pure fantasy gold and any manager without Drogba in his team is setting himself up for failure. As empirical evidence, Ibime pointed to Feasy1, a Fantasy League featherweight who stole a march on his competitors by captaining Drogba in Gameweek 1. According to Ibime, "Feasy1 is a nobody. Unfortunately, we were led to believe that Drogba was an injury doubt for Gameweek 1 and we all dropped him from our respective teams. Feasy1 had by luck or circumstance, included Drogba in his team, and that was the sole reason for Feasy1's dominance in Gameweek 1."

Tamuno Ibime stressed that he was not out to belittle Feasy1 but to stress the importance of Didier Drogba in fantasy football. Ibime hopes that Mobutu SeSe SeKo will find a way to accomodate Drogba in the team as he values SeSe SeKo's company at the top of the table. To quote Ibime's colloquial ebonics in its unedited form, "Its hella lonely at the top."

mukina2:

my husband  
i don comot am, make you nor send boys to kidnap am
the mod deleted it, its illegal to post pics without people's approval

Sharrrrrrrrrrraappp!
ok, i hereby officially ask ur approval to post the pic of ***scratches head***, hang on, who is dat i am now sawing in ya profile pic? sis? aunt? cousin? grand-daughter?

ritchboy:

Sharrrrrrrrrrraappp!
ok, i hereby officially ask your approval to post the pic of ***scratches head***, hang on, who is dat i am now sawing in ya profile pic? sis? aunt? cousin? grand-daughter?

no post nothing here oh
thats my great grand -daughter, unfortunately she is happily married now

mukina2:

thats my great grand -daughter, unfortunately she is happily married now

hmmmmm. . . . .

Ibime:

hmmmmm. . . . .

hmm wetin?

Hell's kitchen stop spying on my profile jor am removing all pics till you stop checking my profile

F.C KALIZMATIK GUNS FOR TOP 10 SPOT IN GAME WEEK 3

Following a dismal performance in the first Gameweek and a significant improvement in Gameweek 2 which saw his team move from 38th spot to 25th spot in the League table, Sir Jose Mykali, manager of F.C KalizMatik, also known as ''The Special One'' among the FPL bigwigs, has said that he will be gunning for a top ten spot in Gameweek 3.

''We had an awful first week, but our second week saw us topple some opponents to climb 13 places higher. I expect us to continue in this fine form and reach the top ten spot this week. We have the players to achieve that aim, and stay there'' says The Special One

F.C KalizMatik boasts of World Class players in the likes of Tevez, Gareth Bale and Paul Scholes to mention only a few from a star studded team. So when Sir Jose Mykali makes such statements, we know he isn't speaking through his nose.

When asked about the surprise teams this Season has to offer, he says ''It's still too early to say, but Feasy1 had a lot of luck on his side in Gameweek 1, but he is a Newbie, and like all Newbies, his luck will finally run out and his experience will be called upon . . .too bad he doesn't have any''

Words of a man who is looking for trouble, we think.

Sarah O'Connor
FPL News Live

Ibime:


[center]Tamuno Ibime: Mobutu SeSe SeKo is preparing for failure[/center]

Tamuno Ibime stressed that he was not out to belittle Feasy1 but to stress the importance of Didier Drogba in fantasy football. Ibime hopes that Mobutu SeSe SeKo will find a way to accomodate Drogba in the team as he values SeSe SeKo's company at the top of the table. To quote Ibime's colloquial ebonics in its unedited form, "Its hella lonely at the top."

Awwww

mykali:

                                       F.C KALIZMATIK GUNS FOR TOP 10 SPOT IN GAME WEEK 3

F.C KalizMatik boasts of World Class players in the likes of Tevez, Gareth Bale and Paul Scholes to mention only a few from a star studded team. So when Sir Jose Mykali makes such statements, we know he isn't speaking through his nose.

. . . . but through his arse