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Top 8 Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say by femionasan(m): 9:07am On Apr 10, 2007
8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3. Aww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.
Re: Top 8 Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say by dabby(f): 11:07am On May 10, 2007
Very true and very funny.
Re: Top 8 Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say by tionne(f): 2:55pm On Jun 05, 2007
yeah very true n funny
Re: Top 8 Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say by smartkulk(m): 4:49pm On Jun 05, 2007
sup danson
Re: Top 8 Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say by smartkulk(m): 4:50pm On Jun 05, 2007
reu there?@tionne

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