That ur smile got me tho

In university heard That I did drugs
And I liked girls(just cause I had no boyfriend) till my final year the rumour stopped

Till now, in my crazy hood, they say am GAY cause I don't have time for stupid headed girls.

And they also say I masturbate a Lot, but guess what they are right.

Better than most.

Best1708:
I fear men o.

It's not men, it's the goat. I had a case like this too.

I called the lady and we were able to arrest the guy. Although, the ad I saw was to learn German, the lady said other people have been calling her for sex. He wrote her name with different ads all over the state. I saw it in a male toilet. I thought it was a guy! LOL

zynellsmum:
In university heard That I did drugs
And I liked girls(just cause I had no boyfriend) till my final year the rumour stopped

Curious as to why it stopped

dangoteinlaw:
That I was an aye, back in 200L...men started investigating and found out I was actually a ju-man. But truthfully I already blended from secondary school but renounced b4 gaining admission. Lol

no add up at all once blend you done blend be that maybe na fake blending you do. not the real thing

flames01:

I like you, Anty Folake. Are you married?

No

Last semester when a friend told our friends I'm double dating �

I heard i slept with my boss. Just because we were both staying in the same axis and he used to drop me at my bus top. Then when he had an accident and couldn't drive, i had a car then and used to drop him at his bus stop.

People are really closed minded. It was really disappointing.

folake4u:



No

Can we be friends? You have this irresistibly mature look

thetrailseeker:


It's not men, it's the goat. I had a case like this too.

I called the lady and we were able to arrest the guy. Although, the ad I saw was to learn German, the lady said other people have been calling her for sex. He wrote her name with different ads all over the state. I saw it in a male toilet. I thought it was a guy! LOL

Imagine, very heartless personality.Some people still call me up till now,some will ask that hope your service is not expensive?babe are you sure you can satisfy me?I will insult them and ask them to go and meet their mother.It's painful.

Pinkberry5:
Mine was back then in secondary school.

So I had this very close female teacher of mine, a youth at that time. We were really close and to top it, she was my chemistry teacher. She was really good in teaching and noticed me maybe because I was good in her subject, I'm not sure.

Trust bad belle girls, they started saying she was giving me expo for tests and exams.

At a point, we started visiting each other, my mom always excited to see her. We'd eat in my room and gist oooo then we'd solve questions and bla bla bla. I confided in her my crazy secrets and she told me some too.

Sh*it started when we were practicing for our interhouse sports competition one period. While changing after practice, her phone (which she left in my jacket pocket) rang. Seeing 'dad' on the screen made me feel it was an important call and I ran out of restroom with singlet and thight.

I found her in the teachers changing room and gave her. After receiving the call, she teased me on my dressing and drew my bra strap which was visible. I slapped her hands away.She mocked my knickers and we laughed over it. Before I left, I hugged her and whispered something stupid in her ear.

Fast forward to next week, every one was giving me one kind eye I nor understand. During classes, some stupid girls started making stupid comments randomly about lesbians. I didn't know why but it felt like odd. Soon, I heard my name on the intercom and I went to the office, not after everyone in the block started hailing me.

In the office, our principal played around the topic before hitting the nail on the head, telling me she heard a teacher had been sexually molesting me, she saw it on CCTV footage, bla bla bla. I tried explaining but she brushed it aside, telling me she knew it was embarrassing to admit

She told me she had sacked the teacher and I wouldn't be molested again. I cried so much. Turned out some bi*tches had followed me that day In the changing room and acted as 'witnesses'.


It was a terrible situation, which caused me to change school. A good teacher lost het job because of stupid unreasonable and untrue rumors! I still feel guilty about it though. Recently met her in the market. Found out she's happily married with two kids and owns a daycare.


I'm still swearing for those yeye girls that told my principal that sh*it. I lost interest in the sciences and moved to arts which I'm still based in today.
Rumors are terrible.

That was sad!

flames01:

Can we be friends? You have this irresistibly mature look

We are e-friends on Nairaland already.
Irresistibly mature look? Oga no make me laugh abeg

folake4u:


We are e-friends on Nairaland already.

Irresistibly mature look? Oga no make me laugh abeg

You aren't looking like just anybody. So, you deserve more than just e-frienship.

And yes, your looks are irresistibly mature

Elder0001:
I heard I'm a gigolo...

They said I was pregnant and aborted because I was so slim,imagine that time I was still a virgin.

SlayQueenSlayer:


Why would your mum be disciplined on behalf of her adult daughter? Or are you not old enough to take responsibility for your own actions?

I was still a teen then!!!

flames01:


You aren't looking like just anybody. So, you deserve more than just e-frienship.

And yes, your looks are irresistibly mature

Thank you though .

But I'm not looking for that kind of friendship now.
Thanks again.

folake4u:



Thank you though .

But I'm not looking for that kind of friendship now.
Thanks again.

Thanks for replying. Can I send you a mail?

flames01:

Thanks for replying. Can I send you a mail?

No Sir

missdee384:
lol....Good for you

good for us lol

folake4u:



No Sir

We can trash this out, u know?

flames01:


We can trash this out, u know?

Trash what out na

Pinkberry5:


Lol
Totally Nigeria and to be precise, Edo State.
The school was a big man school na

Lmao.
Na only Disney we poor men pikin for dey see principal calling someone through the intercom

Ah! People sha.. Last year at akwa ibom where I was serving as the president of my CDS group. One girl who happens to be my junior colleague in the group went to tell her friends at their family house that I was faking an assent. The thing tire me.

Me all my life people always talk about me so I can't categorically tell the most hilarious rumour I heard so far!

hmmm I heard a lot even the unbelievable but the funniest thing is that what keeps me going. so in a way am thanking them all

I remember someone once walk up to me saying hmmm Hal if u hear waiting dem dey talk about u ehn, hmm u commit suicide and I said God forbid n back to sender.

am impervious to rumour
sometimes I think maybe people started gossiping about even before I was born.

I realise no matter how low key or under cover I am in the mist of a group of people am always noticed so I converted it to strength. Thanks

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maryshregy:
Last year, everyone around my area said I was dating a man of God

Did you?

4601CE:
One dude said I bought a new car . And went to the point of posting it on social media to wish me more blessing .
Yes! He posted the picture of a random car too.
Come see as numerous people dy message and call me . People that didn’t care about my existence were even calling me to say congratulations
I didn’t even argue about it cos that’ll be a lot of energy wasting .
I just said thank you to all of them

How did you clarify the news later on

Best1708:
Imagine, very heartless personality.Some people still call me up till now,some will ask that hope your service is not expensive?babe are you sure you can satisfy me?I will insult them and ask them to go and meet their mother.It's painful.

Sorry love. Can't blame them too. They're calling over a posted ad.

SkinnyNigga:
happy birthday, NWUNYE Elvis...

Wow thanks hun

JasonScoolari:
Happy birthday Mrs Elvis.

Wow thanks hun