I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office,

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ', And where do you think you're going?!'







She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!'

Don't ya just love Fridays??

LOL, i love this. The joke makes sense.

Thanks Eyah!! Glad U like it

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Hi Efe, you're welcome Keep coming up, really make my day alive.

I here by present an award to Efe - Queen of Jukeessss. Hope u love

Thanks Guys!! 

But seriously there are far better jokers on nland than myself - I'm still a newbie 

anyway, here's another Friday joke - hope you like it:

A senior (elderly) citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car saleroom.
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40 (Express way), enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.

"I jumped down and walked out of the office"

LOL

U won't make me loose my job girl

Efe at her best

Fresh and Unique -

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Thanks all!!

Just happy to make u guys smile on a Friday

Thats funny

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Thanks Ben

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Nyceeeeeeeeeeeeee @ first joke

^^ Thanks! Glad you like it

^^^

Do u like have a book of jokes or som'n?

The only joke I know is one I read in a magazine yrs ago. lol

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^^^

Do u like have a book of jokes or som'n?

Nope.

The only joke I know is one I read in a magazine yrs ago. lol

What can I say? - I'm blessed, I guess

Seriously, I just remember a couple of jokes I was told by friends, that's all. . .

Cool, keep em coming. They make ppl smile

I'll do my best - and thanks, really appreciate your comments. . .

Another dumb blonde joke
Hmmm,now y'all should cut 'em blondes some slack,Nigerians are now having "em

hey u wats dat

rasputinn:

Another dumb blonde joke
Hmmm,now y'all should cut 'em blondes some slack,Nigerians are now having "em

Killjoy! Some jokes are meant to be dumb for fun. Cheer up

:oaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh my gosh ;o .
so senseless +no offence+

Pirated jokes

wat more can u guys say

Studio CFR:

Pirated jokes

Have u ever done anything unique in your life -

So dat u go send your fellow touts come attack me?